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who is this beautiful 3 eyed teen that is right it is the t bone herself and her name is called taylor swift. when she was at the grammy awards the other night taylor swift decided that it was time she finally showed everyone her third eye that she has kept hidden under flaps of forehead coloured ham for most of her life and when her mum dropped her off at the grammy awards she felt dead nervous about taking the flap of ham off her forehead and showing everyone her eye and she kept on rubbing her flap so she could feel her eye underneath it and she actually felt sick with nerves and katy perry went up to her and she said do you not feel well or something tay tay and taylor swift just said oh i am fine kay kay dont worry about me honestly i am fine haha but she wasnt fine at all because she was more nervous than she had ever felt in her whole life and then when she got called up on to the stage to get her award for having the thinnest neck she said to herself right this is your moment t bone you have got to show everyone who you really are and when she got up on to the stage she just stood there and she didnt say anything for about a minute and then all of a sudden she just started whipping the flap of ham up and down really quickly and she was saying in to the microphone do you notice anything different about me and everyone was so shocked because they didnt expect her to have a extra eye under her flap of ham and everyone was saying that they couldnt actually believe it and at the after show party after the show the pop singer that is called lorde was walking around and she kept on saying really loudly ugh what is that disgusting foul stench oh i know it is taylor swifts rotten eye and she was being really cruel but taylor swift didnt let it bother her because she finally felt free at last and i am proud of her for having the confidence to show everyone who she really is and i think that the next time you see someone walking down the street with a flap of ham hanging off their forehead you should give them a smile and quietly say to them that everything is going to be ok because it doesnt matter how many eyes a person has got because it is what you see with them that matters the most. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

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