Servant

[outraged gasp] How dare you insult me like this, of course I got him back. Personal pride was at stake.

Personal pride and enjoyment.

Wellllllllll once you get their weapons off ‘em they only got so much left t’fight with. Teeth, fingernails, feet…. I’ll be the first to admit, I got cocky an’ let him get too good a grip. Still, survived worse before, I’ll do it again~

We were playing. Christmas shenanigans. ‘S a tradition, the kids go t’sleep and the grownups go huntin’.

Awww, is that all? That already happened one time, wasn’t much in the way of special. Think I’ll just get this disinfected and let somethin’ more interestin’ bite me next time.

[dramatic gasp] Awwww nooooo, don’t leave me hangin’ like that! C’mon I gotta know what I got t’look forward to….

Well, where else d’ya propose I froth outta, my fingernails? Honestly, gotta have some respect for tradition.

Which end ya fixin’ to eat it with? ‘Cause dependin’ on yer preference I can help ya eat it whole~

Of course you’re not…. 

… This isn’t right. I’m not going to let myself hurt you, I’ve already done that enough. Just… just forget about this, Bert. Please.

I don’t want anything more than I want this. 

....... Fuck it. I’m sorry. If you need me, you can..... 

… This is going to fuck you over. No matter how much I want this, I don’t want you hurt. Not again. 

Tell me to stay away and I will. 

…. 

You know “a second” never means “a second”. Not with us. 

… Yeah, I know… don’t want you bleedin’ out your ears again…

Fuck, I know, but…. God, the last time I saw you you were disintegratin’ in front of me, alright? I don’t want to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want, I just want to…. I want to be able to do something…. To see you again, even if it’s just for a second……

… Fuck. This isn’t fucking fair.