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All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."

actually i do think its fun that theyre opening a real life freddy fazbears pizza location but it will only be accurate if its built on top of another fake pizzeria which is built on top of a suburban house which is built on top of an underground animatronic testing/rental facility which is built on top of a costume factory from the 70s

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

all im saying is id rather you gimme a coke thats been left out for a day than EVER drink sparkling water

Fuck you sparkling water is good and you’ll die the moment the apocalypse starts because you’re weak

sparkling water is DOGSHIT thats all your gonna GET IN THE APOCALYPSE CAUSE NO ONE WANTS IT

all im saying is id rather you gimme a coke thats been left out for a day than EVER drink sparkling water

Fuck you sparkling water is good and you’ll die the moment the apocalypse starts because you’re weak

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore