fish in a bowl

Crag take Crag Jr down to tar pit to hunt megafauna trapped in tar pit. And then what happen? Crag Jr get stuck in tar pit. Total bullshit Crag tell you

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

tripped over a severed head on the sidewalk and wound up with a broken cock. my life is hell.

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

i would have loved to been an idealized hypothetical for you. if only i had been aborted...

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

The conflicting events the world is witnessing today at the start of the new year 2026 are nothing but the work of the United States and Israeli governments; they are behind everything bad that happens in this world.

What happened in Venezuela today—the kidnapping of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro from the heart of the Venezuelan capital, Caracas, on drug charges and other charges—is nothing more than a pretext for America to occupy Venezuela and steal its oil wealth and resources, even though Venezuela is a peaceful country. This is what America and Israel want; they want to occupy the world and kill everyone in it. They are evil.