duncan donuts

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

girls will see a character locked into an intensely antagonistic, occasionally violent, relationship with an alternate version of herself, unable to accept her similarities and enraged by her differences, and be like “omg she’s just like me”

finished severance last night and was jokingly hoping that helly’s outie would have a wife because i’m a loser lesbian or whatever, but instead we found out that she’s an eagan.

Just saw someone on twitter say “Agatha is a soul who was meant to live but who everyone wanted dead - how could Death not fall in love with her” and now I’m tearing up goddamn

being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

So does anyone care about how my day was or are we just posting about some cunt the rest of the night

i need to be in the club!!!