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no, i donât have a âdream job.â i want to spend my days reading and writing and lazing in the afternoon sun. i want to bake bread and brownies and apple crumble. i want to grow my own vegetables and plant a rainbow of flowers. i want to be with nature. i want to be at peace.
Azriel: *stays at the house of wind because he doesnt want to hear feysand fucking among other reasonsâ˘ď¸
Nessian: *fucking on every surface available in the house of wind*
Azriel: am i a joke to you?
When he straight up said this is the damn table I eat at Cassian WTF!
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You ever just wake up thinking about how Cassian admitted he thought him and Nesta were mates when she was still human but still proceed to give Mor lingerie in front of her? Then had the audacity to shout at her in the middle of the damn street that she was his and why wonât she just accept it?

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today it was revealed that a white woman in brownface was amita sumanâs stunt double in shadow and bone.Â
at a time when hollywood is preaching to stop aapi hate the show has shown us, twice so far, that they donât care about our community. by having a south asian coded character make racist remarks towards an east asian coded character they added nothing to the plot or character development- all they did was try to create a divide between our communities. this hurt more especially because zoya was never racist in the books.
they condoned putting a stuntwoman in brownface because they couldnât be bothered to find a desi stuntwoman for amita. there are truly so many talented desi dancers and acrobats out there but shadow and bone refused to cast accurately solely because stuntwomen are supposed to show up in blurry or fast moving shots, making it âeasierâ to rely on brownface. this speaks volumes about how much they care about diversity.
for a show that has been praised for representation and diversity and was going to mean so much for asian viewers, shadow and bone failed to deliver time and time again, showing us that all we can count on when it comes to south asian representation in hollywood is constant disrespect and racism.
netflix and leigh bardugo along with the rest of the showrunners and writers marketed the show as being a diverse fantasy but were surrounded by a team that approved brownface should tell you all you need to know about how much they respected desi people in the first place. so many south asians were excited to finally see themselves onscreen in inej and zoya, especially as the show was praised by reviewers and writers as being diverse and accurate representation and this is what we got.
amita was so excited to play inej, a strong brown woman whose identity was not solely defined by her race and i canât imagine how she felt watching a white woman paint herself brown so that she could perform stunts that amita had trained for as well. if anything, this proves that hollywoodâs pushing of diversity on screen does nothing to help poc and representation unless that same diversity exists behind the camera.
So Shadow and Bone is like every adaptation. Itâs loosely based on the books but basically itâs own thing. Overall 5/8 episodes in it seems like itâs trying at least on the original trilogy side to stay parallel to the books. Love the crow kids but not loving that theyâre involved with the Alina storyline. Ketterdam is such a crazy diverse place I would have preferred to spend the bulk of their time there.
The only character that really seems to have changed drastically is Mal. Which Iâm sure is for reasons since he wasnât very likable in the books in my opinion. Honestly he was a grade A asshole in the books so the 180 turn of personality and attitude at least makes for more compelling tv. Still wonât ever ship him with Alina though because tv Mal feels like fan fiction after reading the books. Darklina was always problematic but at least you always knew where you stood.
(SHADOW AND BONE)
ALINA STARKOV AND THE DARKLING SMILING
I was excited for Shadow and Bone and now I hate Mal twice as hard. The actor is good but I hate hate hate being force fed Mal.
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(Iâm an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Donât risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but youâll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say âhey dad! Yep, Iâm almost there, Iâm sending you the route.â outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say âBetty, oh my god, I havenât seen you in so long!â. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know youâre trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like âhey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If youâd like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.â This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when youâre in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! Iâll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided Iâd come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!

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Can we talk about the fact that it is NEVER ADDRESSED what happened between Nesta and Cassian the first time they spoke after the war? Like it just says âshe shut downâ, âshe shut him outâ, âshe made it clear she didnât want anything to do with himâ
And ok cool but like DID HE TRY? HOW LONG DID HE WAIT AFTER THE WAR? DID HE TRY TO APPROACH HER ALONE? DID HE ASK HER TO TALK TO HIM???
Like I have to assume he did SOMETHING but then also knowing this self loathing idiot bat he probably was just like well ball is in her court I shanât bother her with my love MEANWHILE NESTA IS SAT THERE FEELING UNLOVED AND LIKE HE DOESNâT CARE BECAUSE HE JUST WALKED HIS FINE ASS RIGHT OFF THAT BATTLEFIELD WITH MOR AND THEN NEVER TRIED TO SPEAK TO HER???
When this was not addressed in ACOFAS I was like oh they saving this big heartbreaking scene for ACOSF and then... nothing... like it couldâve explained so much about Cassianâs frustration and hurt and longing AND shown us why Nesta shoved everyone away and let us into her thoughts even more.
AFTER OVER TWO WHOLE YEARS OF BEING S WORDED.... GUESS WHO'S BACK??????
Morrigan, shortened to Mor by her friends, is a member of Rhysandâs Inner Circle and the Third-in-Command of the Night Court. She is the court overseer and looks after the dynamics between the Court of Nightmares and the Court of Dreams, running both Velaris and the Hewn City.
SJM literally leaves just enough crumbs for all your possible ships because it will keep you talking about the books and being invested to buy future releases. Thereâs a reason BAM had an Azriel scene and the reason Waterstones/B&N/Indigo had a Feysand scene with a tiny Elain/Lucien mention. Itâs to keep us talking about it . There was absolutely no need to add any mention of any other characters to that scene itâs done intentionally. Everyoneâs feelings are valid so donât be a dick to people.
Edit: Elain wearing or not wearing gloves can back either ship.
Elriel: She didnât wear them because she hates the idea of a mate so much she canât even handle a gift he got her.
Elucien: She forgot about them or forgot to put them on. Doesnât say sheâs never worn them. Itâs sort of implied by Feyre but she gardens all over town itâs possible sheâs just never seen it.
Other: Elain is so damn tired of not having control she likes the feel of the dirt on her hands as a tether.

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Iâve seen a lot of posts about future babies for the sisters and who that means their end game ship is. Honestly, I hate that this is the hill some people are choosing to latch onto. So hereâs my rant.
I donât think Elain not having her anatomy changed means anything for either ship. Rhys and Feyre believed the baby had wings because Feyre had wings when the baby was conceived. Itâs still possible they could have a child without them. Rhysandâs father didnât have them and either did he until he got his power. Itâs just a game of odds whether or not the baby would have them. We also know nothing to my knowledge about what Elain, Lucien, or Azriel wants in terms of a family. We get one scene of Azriel saying whether he has children isnât up to him. If anyone has any other scenes Iâm all eyes.
Children are supposed to be rare and we have 4 characters (Iâm adding in Gwyn) who have gone through a lot and may or may not want or be able to have children. Whether or not someone can reproduce shouldnât be the determining factor of a successful relationship. I would love a side part with an adoption or surrogate but I donât see surrogacy being a thing in the ACOTAR world. All the Fae are incredibly territorial and Iâm just having a hard time picturing them being okay with someone else carrying their child. They also didnât seem to know how to do a c-section so IVF feels out of the question. If anything adoption seems more realistic as a lot of children lost parents in the war.
In short please donât project having a baby as the only way to have a happily ever and make a ship work. Itâs not realistic and is harmful for people in real life reading that who might not be able to have children but want them.
Cassian made Nesta the equivalent of a mixtape.
Where is the lie?
LMFAO HE DID THO