he's rotting you know

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

i am like the breadloser of the family

i’m homeschooling my son but it’s hard to teach him history with all the lies in it so i thought i’d just start him off with the most important thing from history “the JFK assasination was faked” and the little twerp asks me who JFK is?!? like that’s literally the center to this whole thing kid wake tf up !

thank god he now knows the earth is flat and upon finding information on that its actually round he has sworn to me he will one day flatten the earth and make my reality a truth and it was scary when his eyes were glowing red but hey thats just passion

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"