he's rotting you know

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

Oh boohoo im peter parker my life so hard . Shut up. go swang around and when you come back try to convince me you hate your life. Turn around. I see you smiling peter i know you like to swang

computah, remove ai from everything

computah, destroy all ai data centers

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

God forbid women do anything

is steve softlaunching the max gets shot comic or just teasing for another year

oh yeah somethings brewing lol

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera