he's rotting you know

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

waking up two hours early for my job as a gacha character to put on my three discrete hair ornaments, four layers of clothes, eight-square-inch armor plates affixed to my clothes at random, various ribbons and straps that do nothing but encircle my thighs/upper arms, choker, and multi-layered gloves. however I forget to affix dangling tassles everywhere and am sacked immediately for my carelessness

okay first of all unclench your jaw

literally so genius of Rebecca sugar to create a character who we didn't know was a fusion until a few arcs in and then she makes them lesbians. fuck homophobic networks I am so proud and grateful for what Steven universe did for lgbt representation

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about