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Hermione: "Oh my god. It's finally happening!"

Bellatrix: *Falls to the ground*

Bellatrix: *Throws bacon*

Hermione: "Ginny, my wives are literally the richest people in the wizarding world."

Ron: "Hehe, she said 'trap'."

Hermione: "Goodbye Ginny."

Ginny:

Hermione: "I'm not too heavy right?"

Fleur: "Remember when I banged you against the wall?"

Fleur: "You were surprisingly light."

Draco: "Haha very funny, Granger. Is this one of those 'April Fools' thing?"

Hermione:

Draco:

Hermione: *Jumps out to get catch it*

Hermione: "I do?"

Ginny: "How do you know that?"

Fleur: "I saw it last night when I was taking her from..."

Ginny:

Hermione:

Fleur:

Hermione: "Forgot what?"

Harry: "I'll get him."

*2 minutes later*

Harry: "What?"

Fleur: "Hmph. You better b-"

Hermione: *Glaring at Fleur* "But did you just talk back to me?"

Fleur:

Hermione: "You're my favorite ginger by the way."

Ginny: *Looks at Ron and smirks"

Ginny: "Heh."

Hermione: "Next to Crookshanks of course."

Ron: *Looks at Ginny and smirks*

Hermione:

Bellatrix: "Someone just went to bed for the last time and they had no idea."

Hermione:

Bellatrix: "You probably saw a stranger on the last day of their lives."

Hermione: