Wacko! The Magic Scout

My name is Wacko! Wacko the Magic Scout! but you can just call me Wacko seriously the name’s everywhere i go! Wacko this Wacko this, Wacko your mother! you name it i name it we name it!

I’m basically a super cool and awesome and whatever else you humans use to call cool! and i’m a fucking WIZARD! hows that for cool???

I’m using this weird “social media” to get to know the human world better! so tell me stuff about your day! oh and ask me anything if you wanna know something about me, i LOVE telling people about myself!

Here’s a selfie i took with my cool awesome powers!

Yea cool right?!?!

What a deep and interesting question i need a second to think about this…

Take my hat and i swear to god the nice guy facade is coming right off!

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Pluto? haven’t heard that name in a damn long time!

OHHH OWWWWW

YEEEEEEOOOOWCH!!!!

Why the hell did you DO THAT IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!

Hehehehehe…

He’s going absolutely dandy!!

Been seeing him release a lot more yellow smoke out that engine of his, means he’s been a lot happier!

YOU ESTRANGE ME LITTLE LAMP CREATURE! HEHEHEHEHE

I can see through your non-existent disguise with my bare eyes!

I think if you did, you’d gain HELLA diabetes!

NOOOOOO!…

My…

my god dam doubloons…..

See this is why i cant trust you mortals to cook!

Zipdo Hajak Minuteman Take-A-Hike-Fatass Guglypoopoo! that should do it!

Oh great god…

I…

I…

Yo- You’re asking me about my evil brother?

The brother i do NOT like talking about?

The brother that has tried to KILL me multiple times?…

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