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eXcUsE mE madam

the bear hat stays on during sex

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ritual suicide is just carpooling to hell

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I am the peak of turtle sensuality

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Which came first, the moose or the gay

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Nature likes cross stitch and my uterus is its fabric

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That's irrelevant. Otters aren't kosher.

#quotes #i love my dumb friends #shit my friends say #otters #kosher #jews #gay jews

gnomes-official

Hangin with my Gnomies!

kingofthenorth

#woah loving the blasphemous vibes from thos hats

hey pun what the FUCK does that mean

the-punforgiven

Blasphemous vibes

kingofthenorth

Pun I thought you mean blasphemous in the biblical sense and nearly flipped my goddamn lid trying to decipher what about gnome hats was an affront against god

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Gnomes are, themselves, an affront against god

dumbthotsdumberthoughts

Excuse me, we prefer to be called garden-american

#Not dnd #But good content #i love my dumb friends #quotes #shit my friends say #gnomes #bad puns

When I die and go to hell, Ponyo is the face I will see

#quotes #shit my friends say #i love my dumb friends #ponyo loves meme #i love ponyo #ponyo #ghibli movie #ghibli icons #cartoon hell #hell

Danny Devito is the Jesus to Jeff Goldblum's godhood

#shit my friends say #quotes #i love my dumb friends #me and my friends #me #jeff goldblum #danny devito #sexy jesus #jesus #godhood #god

Put on the cat head and duel with finger gun pistols through the power of bisexuals

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*in a Mickey Mouse impression*

This pleases the Mickey Dickey

#quotes #i love my dumb friends #shit my friends say #mickey mouse #disney #didney #nsfw #impressions #this makes me so uncomfortable

Girlfriend: Six fucking cars in McDondald's at nearly god-who-gives-a-fuck 5 am is way too many cars for fucking McDonald's.

Me: Apparently it's always McNasty™ time.

#shit my friends say #dumb thots #dumb thoughts #i love my dumb friends #mcdonalds #5 am #5 am post #5 am thoughts

Me: sksksksk not my hydroflask!

my gf: dont you sksksksk me. try sksksksking with my foot up your ass

me: owo I made her mad and i oop

her: i will invoke the right of marital abuse

#i love my dumb friends #shit my friends say #quotes #vsco #hydroflask #skskksks #and i oop #owo

me: see how much youre loved here

friend: yeah its 0 like 0 kelvin

my gf: i dont know who the fuck kelvin is but i dont love him

#shit my friends say #quotes #shitpost #kelvin #i love my dumb friends #love

Dad: I remember when none of these trees were trees

Me: What does that mean??

Sister: They were fish

#quotes #humor #i love my dumb family #shit my family says #family #fish #trees

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The apple mafia stole my bones

#i love my dumb friends #quotes #shit my friends say #apples #mafia #medical #bones

Our DM: The piggy just registers as chaotic depressed

#i love my dumb friends #quotes #shit my friends say #dnd 5e #dnd homebrew #dnd shenanigans #piggy #piggy smallz

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