getting DVP'd by butch cassidy and the sundance kid is the ultimate end goal of any true cinephile

For as much as i think of sex, especially while i'm trying to fall sleep, i really dont get any sex dreams. and it kind of pisses me off. Like why can i just not have a single dream where im going to town on a guy thats all tied up. thats all i want. its pretty simple. i'm not asking for much. he doesnt even need to be naked. Instead i get dreams every night about having to run away from the "Alien Minecraft Killer". or some horseshit like that. come on man

Being really really bad at perspective and anatomy makes attempting to draw porno really disheartening. But one day i want to make amazing series of paintings of scared looking men tied to chairs with suits on + covered in various fluids. My vision is so strong but i cant accomplish it. So i must keep practicing 👩‍🎨

Some days im just like damn I wish i had a man that would let me kick his ankle really hard so he falls over. and hes into it. but its not really a full on bells-and-whistles bdsm relationship thing i just wanna date a guy who likes getting smacked occasionally. Im not into genital pain. so i feel like that might be the next coolest way to get a guy writhing aside from kicking him in the nuts. Too on the nose to like getting hit in the nuts anyway. think outside the box. hit him on the funny bone

So much pegging porn doesnt even focus on the guy getting fucked at all. Like im here because i wanna see a man react to getting plastic stuck in his ass. whats the point without it. or the guy isnt even trying to be sexy for the camera. not even shaking his ass or moaning or anything. despicable