northern downpour

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

multiple myths and folk tales: there are beautiful women in the water. but watch out! they’re actually scary monsters!

Tony: you’re gonna lose today Strange! wait what—what are you wearing??

Harley: Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Peter and Harley, holding new suits: Can we try this out outside?

Tony: I have to ask you something.

Tony: Hey babe, I’m here for a little D&D if you know what I mean~

Tony: when I was small

Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?