They say we're crazy youngsters

Sparrow: Like what? go for a run... like that's a thing some people do on purpose

Sparrow: The only peanut butter that is worth anything is the chunky one. The smooth one is easily forgettable. pb&j with sliced strawberries is amazing though.

Sparrow: easier to tell people what they want to hear

Sparrow: does help that youre not bad to look at

Sparrow: You are a great friend! I completely agree... Strawberries and raspberries are my favorites with ice cream. But also depends on if we're going down the nuts route for toppings, because then it has to be pistachios and walnuts.

Sparrow: But that's how you get untired... What do you want me to recommend?

Sparrow: thnx, knew there was a reason y youre one of my fave people

Sparrow: Go to bed then?

Sparrow: I can help within reason... Keep the chocolate away from me unless you want me to die!

Sparrow: So what are the options that are up for debate?

Sparrow: Of course I do. It's literally the place where dreams go to die!

Sparrow: It was my scheduled day off. Yelling at squirrels has nothing to do with work. Maybe get a job at a zoo if you want to talk to at animals at work.

Sparrow: Well at least we know that you're a rubbish guardian that can't be trusted

Sparrow: It's just a party someone I don't like is throwing but I told a friend that I'm going so now you have to suffer too.

Sparrow: That's part of why I hate it so much here. I only put up with it because it's where most of my favourite people are most of the time.

Sparrow: I can't believe I didn't think of that! Thanks waldo, you have great ideas.

Sparrow: I'm sure if they make medals for dumb auradon sports there must be adulting medals. It only makes sense