I posted this lil thing on twitter as a thread fic for tengen’s bday so i’ll give it to y’all too 😬 just something short and sweet for my favorite flashy boi ❤️
Tengen comes home to a frenzied mess in the kitchen. Bowls and spoons of various sizes litter the island countertop, there’s about five mangled eggshells piled onto a paper towel, and there’s flour absolutely everywhere.
“Tengen!” Kyojuro— also covered in flour— greets him.
“Happy birthday!” He opens his arms like he’s presenting a gift, but there’s nothing except the evidence of what has to be a culinary nightmare. Smeared frosting is clinging to one of his cheeks, but his hands are suspiciously clean.
“Is the ransacked kitchen my gift?”
“No!” Kyo directs his hands to a purple limp on the counter. “I made you a cake!”
The cake is… well, it’s a cake. Uneven purple frosting sits heavy on the lopsided cake, and the words “happy birthday Tengen” are piped in wobbly green letters on the top. There’s candles sticking out of every free space around the message, crammed onto the cake like sardines in a can, and rainbow sprinkles desperately cling to the sides, falling off in clumps.
“I made it from scratch!” Kyo says, beaming with pride. He wipes his forehead with his forearm and leaves a trail of flour in it’s wake. “I kept cracking the eggs too hard—“ he gestures to the sorry pile of eggshells— “but I’ll buy more tomorrow!”
The cake probably tastes terrible, as Kyojuro isn’t exactly known for his baking abilities. But he looks so happy, and he probably spent hours making everything from scratch and putting it all together. Hot tears prick at the back of Tengen’s eyes; his birthday has always been bittersweet, a contradiction of guilt and joy. In front of others he acts just as energetic as always, but the moment he’s alone his mood always plummets.
Not today, though. Today his home is full and warm with love, and his wonderful husband’s smile is sunlight on his soul, and he doesn’t feel so bad, after all.
Tengen wipes the flour off of Kyo’s head with his sleeve before kissing it, and says, “What are we waiting for, then? Let’s eat!”
They don’t bother cutting the cake. Why dirty more plates when it’ll be gone by the end of the night, anyway?
There’s a significant amount of resistance when Tengen pushes his fork into the cake, and when he puts it in his mouth it’s so dense that it takes him almost a full minute to swallow.
“Wow,” Kyo says. “That’s terrible!”
Somehow through his laughter Tengen replies, “It’s not that bad! It could definitely be worse… somehow!”
They still finish the cake, laughing the entire time. He may still feel the shadow of guilt and grief swirling in his chest, but he can bask in Kyojuro’s warmth and let his light chase away all his demons, at least for tonight.