educar es combatir.

“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal” “ok but get this: im a rich white person"  “oh sorry about that sir" 

I feel like… Anyone who tries to outlaw abortion should be legally required to raise a parrot

“This is a lifetime commitment I didn’t ask for!” Yeah, so is a baby. “It’s loud and my neighbors hate me!” Baby. “I was never trained how to raise an exotic bird! I have no idea what I’m doing!” Baby. “It’s expensive! It’s intelligent! It yells swears at top volume and bites me when its mad! I have three kids and a full time job, I don’t have time for a high maintenance pet!” ….Baby

Don’t forget to give the parrot legal human status so if they don’t take care of it they go to jail

This isn’t fair to parrots

I mean, that is kind of the point. If you wouldn’t force a parrot to spend decades of its life with a caretaker who fundamentally resents their existence and has neither the emotional nor financial capacity to care for them in the way they deserve, or being constantly uprooted and shuffled from household to household as successive caretakers burn out, then, uh… that has implications for the kind of life you want for kids.

tengo ganas de dormir y despertar con la carrera universitaria terminada.