It’s so fuckin’ annoying if you live above a burger restaurant and your whole place stinks like fries and burgers and frying fat! 😠

Try being a pizza driver and not having your car smell like garlic and cheese forever

You only get the haircut you really want about 2 weeks after your haircut

growing up is realizing that you're alone

I have such an addictive personality I’m addicted to a lot of things but I think at the end of the day all those addictions are part of my bigger addiction to distraction and wanting to avoid certain truths and are part of my efforts to bask in this artificial ignorance I’ve created

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.