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Kink: When someone tells me they’re thinking of me.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

Safe sex isn’t about wearing a condom. It’s about being careful who you mix your soul with.

thinking about stalker is obsessed with the idea of being my dad keeping track of everything i do... meticulous organized notes and pictures about my life like what i eat, where i go, who i talk to- even down to stuff like my menstrual cycle. they care about me sooo much they need to know everything, especially before they kidnap adopt me. because that's what a good dad would do. ☺️

that guy gets the craziest boner when you rely on him and allow yourself to be vulnerable with him btw so i think you should do it all the time