𝕗𝕒𝕜𝕖 / 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞

Alright, I’m gonna say it because nobody else seems to care. All of the teachers at our school are actually idiots. Especially, Mr. Schuester. Today he taught an entire lesson about “Argentinian culture” and ended it by singing “Remember Me” from Coco. Where does Figgins find these people? Even children know that Coco takes place in Mexico.

At this point I think Mr. Schue will do just about anything to perform for us. Even if it means giving an inaccurate lesson... We can’t really do anything about it though. Figgins always has his ‘hands tied’ but honestly? I think he can’t get anyone new to teach at McKinley.

LIAM: damn

LIAM: didn't realize i was that needed

LIAM: and i like it. but what's the magic word?

DAPHNE: you're always needed

DAPHNE: is it boobs

How much are they paying you? ‘Cause like, kids are fucking weird and I wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t getting paid well. Anyway, just put like, Disney+ on I guess? I think that shuts them up. 

I think they told me $200. Which is good in my opinion. Kids are the best! You just gotta know how to handle each one. Even though they can’t watch Disney+ all night, I’ll definitely keep that in mind. 

DAPHNE: i have a confession...

DAPHNE: i made a tiktok account

DAPHNE: what're you doing tonight?

DAPHNE: i miss u

DAPHNE: disney+ was a no go.

DAPHNE: they said they aren't little kids??

I’d say thanks, but… I’m not entirely sure there’s anything to feel thankful about in a school like this, other than the large himbo population. 

That’s probably accurate, though, considering the fact that you’re wise enough to be aware of that, I’d say you’re off to a decent start. At least more so than a good number of your peers. I transferred from a little private school in Westerville. I wasn’t there long, though, it just wasn’t the right fit, I guess. Prior to that, I was most recently in Paris. 

C’mon, the guys here aren’t that bad for being from Lima. You’ve gotta give them a little bit of credit.

TikTok is a government-run surveillance tool. I mean, come on, they’re practically telling us that themselves by using a dance called “Renegade”, as a way to try and act like they’re not. You want those kids to be alive by the time their parents get home? Don’t use the app. 

You’re lying!

“I always do look like this,” Would it be cheesy to say that he woke up like this? “Nothing to be sorry about, I just couldn’t resist you any longer,” His tone was quiet, even though no one could hear them in the first place. “You are everything I want you to be, are you kiddin’ me?” How did she not know that at this point? He just wanted her, including her flaws and everything. Daphne was everything he ever wanted. 

“I don’t know why you didn’t tell her that,” He chuckled, knowing exactly why. It was hot that they sort of had to sneak around. “How pissed would she actually be if she knew that?” He was curious, knowing that it’d probably be a disaster, but that was part of the thrill for him. “You’re just too hard for me to resist.”

“It distracts me a lot. But, like, in the best way possible,” she told him rubbing her hands across his chest. She couldn’t do anything but beam at his words. She knew their relationship wasn’t just physical (even though she really enjoyed that aspect of it) and they actually meant something to one another. “How do you know all the right things to say? I love it.” Liam knew how to keep her happy and it made her feel warm inside. That, and the alcohol she consumed earlier. 

“She’d be pretty pissed. But not as pissed as my dad. He’d totally hunt you down,” She laughed thinking about her father chasing after him. With the age difference and how athletic Liam was, she knew he’d never get caught. “Good thing we’re sneaky, right? As far as they know, we’re angels.” Daphne leaned closer so that there wasn’t any space left between them. “Then don’t resist me.”

I think so? I’ve done a little babysitting in the past and I’ve found kids respond to firm guidelines and structured fun. But you’d probably also be fine if you just follow their lead, depending how old the kids are I suppose. Is it your first time babysitting them?

Firm guidelines and structured fun, got it. Yeah, it’s my first time babysitting them so that’s why I’m kinda scared. I’ve watched my little cousins before but it’s different somehow.  I just don’t want them to turn on me, y’know?

Yeah, should totally go well. So, you gotta babysit the whole weekend? Sounds sorta lame, but I guess if you’re getting paid good, it almost makes it worth missing out on a weekend of shit. For the record, I’d be entertained if you did TikTok dances.

Your sarcasm is making me nervous. They’re gonna be totally harmless! Or at least I hope.

Always give them Cheetos! But don’t give them Hot Cheetos or else you’ll burn off their taste buds. How about you get some chocolate milk, too? Unless they’re lactose intolerant… you should check that first. How about you find some movies to watch with them? How old are the kids? 

You’re dropping major gems! Their mom gave me a list of do’s and dont’s and didn’t mention they were lactose intolerant so... I guess not?  Antonio told me to put Disney+ on so I’m definitely gonna put them on to some oldies. They’re six and ten. They’re good kids but you know how kids act funny when their parents around? That’s what I’m scared of.

Unless you want me to run on over to your house. 

PRIVATE. Well yeah. Those boobs could influence countries, honestly. I know I talk about them a lot but they’re not the only thing I like about you. Although I do like treating you like the princess you are. 

You might want to get a head start then ‘cause my thoughts are totally rated R.

Maybe you should ask them if you can watch them at our house so mom and dad can help, if you need it. They obviously know something about taking care of kids so it’s way better than there being some kind of accident. You’re staying there by yourself the whole weekend?

I could do that but I already run to them for everything, Q. I really wanted to do it without them. And even though I still I have a few butterflies, I think I’m gonna do fine! But if I do need help I’ll just call Liam. Whole weekend? Oh no. I’m not ready for that. Just Friday night and Saturday morning.

Important questions from Dora: would you rather have no elbows or no knees?

I’ve been thinking about this for some time now and this is probably the hardest question that’s ever been asked. I guess no knees? Or maybe no elbows? Actually, I don’t know. This question gives me anxiety.

“You should’ve come up to me,” He pointed out, “We woulda at least seen each other earlier,” Which would’ve given them more time together, and that’s all he really wanted. He kissed her back, not wanting her lips to leave his. If only he could linger on her lips. “All of this is for me?” He asked, a bit surprised, “You didn’t have to do that. I find you hot in like just a bra, honestly.”

They both had to have known they’d get together tonight. At least he knew. He barely was able to resist her at school, let alone at parties. Even if he did sometimes give her the cold shoulder. It just depended on the terms they were in. “Oh yeah? What’d you tell her this time?” It was hot that they had to sort of sneak around her parents, at least when it came to sleeping over and sex. 

“I know, I know. I was just being stubborn. It was so hard trying not grab you and pull you into a room. I mean, damn do you always have to look like this?” she asked. “I’m sorry though, babe. I’ll make it up to you tonight I swear.” She reassured him, placing soft kisses on his neck. “I know that. I just wanna be everything you want.”

Even when they weren’t exactly on speaking terms she still wanted to be with him. Liam held a special place in her heart and she felt that no matter what was going on between them, it’d stay like that. He was her everything. “That I was gonna be hooking up with you all night,” she laughed before shaking her head. “But for real, I told her I was gonna be with some of the Cheerios.” Sneaking out to be with him only got easier with time. Even though her parents could be a little tough on the rules, she had her special ways of doing what she wanted.