𝙳𝙸𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝙴

DORA: of course I'm a good time.

DORA: but sure. it was chill, my man. :)

DORA: I'm free whenever I don't have baseball or cheerio practice so just hmu

TONY: yeah you are

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LUCAS: i request five seconds stop from the loners act.

WANDA: how? you have a little head

WANDA: I WOULDN'T SAY NO??? I HAVE EYES? what kind of question is even that

WANDA: you could ask the pope that and he would say yes plse tony

TONY: i'm still fucking smart though

ALE: It's not bad, I just love her range.

ALE: Nevermind, not you.

TONY: shouldn't it be my range? fucked u then made out with her

QUINN: You'll never know.

QUINN: No one will so you can assume I'd be however you'd like.

WANDA: that's not a lot buddy

WANDA: SHE LOOKS REALLY GREAT ALL THE TIME

TONY: yeah but you brought up school so i can multitask and still be okay

LUCAS: yeah, dude was hot too.

LUCAS: come over

ALE: LOL. You made out with Wanda.

ALE: I got her covered.

ALE: Wait.....

ALE: Hold on a minute.

ALE: Are you talking to her?

TONY: why you say lol? yeah i made out with her, so what

QUINN: I just want to know if you were actually expecting me to say yest to this?

QUINN: Because you obviously forgot who you were texting.

TONY: i think you'd be fun stoned

ALE: They are but we're kinda just fucked up.

ALE: Well, we both fucked up.

ALE: So, I guess that's it. It's over now.

TONY: everyone's fucked up

TONY: shit like this gets complicated in the end that's why i don't do it

TONY: too much fucking drama

TONY: and even when you're not dating someone it gets fucking weird

I’m heading to my mom’s for the weekend tomorrow, and there’s literally nothing to do in Columbus, so if anyone wants to join me or has any ideas of how to pass the time and not come out of your room for an entire weekend, hit me up. 

I’m supposed to be babysitting my neighbor’s kids since they’re going away for the weekend and I am literally freaking the hell out. I mean, whenever we interact we’re totally best friends but I have no idea what they’re into. Like, is Baby Shark still a thing? Do I have to learn these complicated TikTok dances? Are they gonna turn against me if I don’t give them cheetos? There’s so many things going through my head but I guess the best thing to do is just wing it. I love kids, kids love me. I should be good. Right?

How much are they paying you? ‘Cause like, kids are fucking weird and I wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t getting paid well. Anyway, just put like, Disney+ on I guess? I think that shuts them up. 

Important questions from Dora: would you rather have no elbows or no knees?

No elbows ‘cause that way I can still skate. 

I think that I’ve gotten used to people walking up to me now and asking me who I am because I have blonde hair. It’s almost funny, because it’s been this way for a few months now but I guess people will never get used to it. I hear there was a party though, I hope everyone had a great time! How is everyone tonight?

I’ve never seen you in my life. 

For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of making my acquaintance just yet, allow me to introduce myself. My name’s Sebastian, I’m a senior, completely out of all of your leagues, and I just started here at this train-wreck of a school last week. Feel free to try and impress me, but I should warn you all now; it’s not going to be easy. 

Just because you got a tight ass doesn’t mean you’re hot shit, dude. 

LUCAS: I heard one Selena Gomez song and now my whole Spotify thinks it's my jam.

LUCAS: I'm too tired to skip it.

LUCAS: Hands to myself could be worse

TONY: u seen the music video for that though?

JAKE: tell me you know of some shit that's going down this weekend? doesn't have to be huge. i'll settle for a shit show if needed.

TONY: idk but we could cause a little trouble dude