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If I had the actual ass of my stepbrother on my face like that I'd cry 😭😂

Can't believe someone fell for a trick like that! If anyone, especially if they're your mischievous older brother, asks you to lay dawn arms and legs straight-Don't. Do. It!

You woke up day three of being a pledge to the sight of a pale ass, and a slightly hairy pink hole hovering over your face. You exclaimed your surprise by a small gasp, which forced you to inhale the musk that was over you. “Rise and shine,” Max laughed before, PPpFffRRRrTrTt You watched as his dewy ass sprayed a fart into your face. His hole pushing out and open to unleash a 4 second blast point blank. The smell was rancid. You choked on the warm air, not wanting to breathe in the taste. “Do you have morning classes today?” Max asked. “No.” “Good, cause your face looks really comfy.” You began to panic, but before you could even try to throw him off. He fell backwards and planted his ass over your face. “How’s the post-workout funk man?” It was awful. You felt his hole swell over your nose. Ready to release. You wanted to do something, but you laid completely still, and let him, bbBbBlLaarraARrpPtT You heard Max laugh violently. “How are the post workout farts pledge.” He said. It burned. You felt your face warm up, and get soggy from his swamp ass.

Wake-up Call

The dense forest was a tomb of echoing silences and suffocating darkness, a relentless void where time seemed to decay into madness. In this subterranean hell, the squad of soldiers, existed in a limbo of despair and camaraderie.

Sergeant Jameson, his features etched with the brutal graffiti of war and confinement, maintained a vigil over his men. Private Daniels lay among them, unconscious, a casualty of the relentless grip of hunger and exhaustion.

It was Corporal Thompson who shattered the monotony, his eyes sparking with a hint of untamed mischief. “Yo, dudes, check this out,” he grinned, the shadows dancing on his face. “Let’s give ol’ Daniels a welcome back he ain’t gonna forget!”

The soldiers, starved for entertainment, rallied to Thompson's call with a mix of enthusiasm and desperation. Private Miller was the first to act, swaggering over to Daniels with the confidence of a high school quarterback in his prime. “Watch and learn, boys,” he boasted, lowering his rear near Daniels’ head. With a grunt, he unleashed a deep, thunderous fart, the sound ricocheting off the cave walls. The stench that followed was a tangible entity, a beast unleashed, rich with the odors of undigested rations and bitter survival.

“Dude, that’s rank!” exclaimed Jackson, his voice a mixture of disgust and admiration. They all laughed, a sound that was a relief.

Thompson, not to be outdone, stepped up with a sly smirk. “Time for the main event, gents.” He executed his maneuver with dramatic flair, waddling down low into Danny’s face and producing a fart that cut through the air like a knife. The smell was fierce, an acidic burn that seemed to sear even their nostrils. “That’s how it’s done!” he declared, puffing out his chest in triumph.

Lastly, Jackson took his turn, the youngest and most impish of the group. He draw a large laugh from the crowd by lowering his trousers, and sumo squatting his ass, covered only by (both sweat and shit stained) boxers…lining up the crack to the center of the poor lad’s face. With a conspiratorial smirk, he let loose a silent but deadly emission, a stealthy gas that spread like a whisper of doom. Its scent was a complex narrative of decay, a slow invasion of the senses.

As the concocted stench enveloped them, Daniels began to stir. His first conscious act was to recoil, his face contorting in horror and disbelief. “What the—? Holy hell, guys!” he gasped, his voice raspy and incredulous.

In the cave's murky light, Thompson and Jackson moved towards Daniels with a glint of mischief in their eyes, their steps measured and deliberate. Thompson’s hands were firm and unwavering as they secured Daniels' wrists to the cold, gritty cave floor. Jackson, chuckling, adjusted Daniels' head with an equally firm grip, ensuring the trooper’s nose was perfectly aligned for maximum exposure.

“Ready for round two, Danny boy?” Thompson taunted, his voice rich with dark amusement. Jackson sniggered, his fingers expertly tilting Daniels’ chin to just the right angle.

Daniels, groggy and disoriented, managed a whimpered protest, “What the fuck!… I’ll beat your asses…” His words slurred, blending into the damp, heavy air of the cave.

Miller, standing ready for his performance, smirked down at Daniels. “Oh you want ass?” Throwing some of those watching in into fits of laughter. “You’re gonna love this encore, man,” he declared with theatrical bravado. He also lowered the uniform before squatting, aligning himself with a precision that was almost clinical. Because of the restrainment, Daniel’s nose was in clear view as it got smooshed up against Miller’s wide crack. The first release was a thunderous blast, a potent sound that echoed off the trees, followed by a stench that was both immediate and overwhelming. It was a direct hit, engulfing Daniels’ senses in a maelstrom of foulness.

The soldiers burst into laughter, their howls echoing through the cave. “Direct hit!” shouted Jackson, barely able to contain his glee. Thompson’s grip on Daniels’ wrists momentarily loosened as he doubled over in laughter.

Seeing Daniels squirm, Thompson quickly reasserted his hold. “Oh no, you don’t,” he said, a grin in his voice. “We’re not done yet.”

As they readjusted their grip, positioning Daniels for the next assault, Miller was already prepping for his second act. “Gotta make this one count, boys,” he said, a wicked anticipation lacing his words.

With a gleeful countenance, Miller executed his second fart, a sharp, ripping sound that sliced through the cave's stale air. The stench was a tangible entity, dense and suffocating, enveloping Daniels’ head in a toxic cloud.

Daniels, now fully awake, could only gasp and sputter in the fetid air. “God, you’re all sick!” he exclaimed, his voice tinged with both revulsion and a begrudging respect for the absurdity of the situation.

The echo of their laughter hadn’t yet faded when Thompson, his eyes still sparkling with mischief, turned to the newest member of their squad, Private Harris. “Your turn, newbie. Show us what you’ve got,” he challenged, his tone playful yet edged with the unspoken hierarchy of their brotherhood.

Harris, eager to prove his mettle, stepped forward with a mixture of anxiety and eagerness etched on his youthful face. Meanwhile, Miller, not content with just being a spectator now, moved to Daniels’ legs, gripping them with unnecessary force, ensuring their victim was fully immobilized. “Can’t miss the show,” he joked, his grin devilish in the lantern’s flickering light.

Daniels, trapped and resigned, could only grunt in response, his eyes wide with apprehension and a hint of indignation. “This is so messed up,” he muttered, the resignation in his voice tinged at the absurdity of his predicament.

Harris, continuing the tradition positioned his crack down the center of Daniel’s face, then emboldened by the camaraderie and the bizarre ritual of initiation, let loose. His first attempt was a small gust, more a puff than a roar, which elicited chuckles and a few encouraging shouts of “Come on, Harris, you can do better!”

Flushing with determination, Harris squared his shoulders and, with a concentrated effort, unleashed a second fart, this one louder, more assertive, echoing through the cave with a resonance that spoke of untapped potential. The smell hit them like a wave, a robust blend of fear, adrenaline, and the remnants of their meager rations.

“Damn, rookie, not bad!” Thompson exclaimed, his voice filled with a mix of surprise and respect. Daniels, his face a mask of disbelief and discomfort, could only shake his head and groan, “Oh, God, why me?”

As the stench enveloped them, a camaraderie forged in the most unlikely and unsavory of circumstances bubbled to the surface. The laughter that followed was unrestrained, filling the cave with echoes of their shared absurdity. The soldiers, each playing their part in the bizarre theater of their survival, found solace in the ridiculousness of their actions.

Thompson, always one to escalate their antics, clapped his hands with enthusiasm, signaling his intent to take their crude game to the next level. “Alright, boys, let’s amp this up!” he declared, his voice a mix of command and excitement. The squad, energized by the previous rounds of their juvenile game, eagerly awaited Thompson’s next move.

With a conspiratorial glance at his captive audience, Thompson approached Daniels, who was still pinned down by Miller and Harris. “You think you’ve had it bad, Daniels? Brace yourself, buddy,” Thompson teased, his tone light yet tinged with the promise of further mischief. Suddenly as he began calmly walking up to the site of his seat, he lowered both his trousers as well as boxers, revealing an awfully hairy and sweaty bare ass. Immediately all the men started to howl, enthralled with this entertainment. Thompson, with a performer’s flair, carefully aligned himself, ensuring that there were no barriers between the impending blast and Daniels’ nose. His dirty hole spread just atop the private’s flaring nostrils. The other soldiers gathered around, their previous exhaustion temporarily forgotten in the wake of their growing amusement.

With a dramatic pause, Thompson executed his fart, a loud, resonant blast that seemed to echo through the cavern. His anus momentarily pulsed against Danial’s only open airway and smooshed his nose upward leaving no room for mercy when blasting into it. The smell was immediate and overpowering, a direct hit that left no room for escape or denial.

The reaction was instantaneous. The soldiers roared with laughter, their camaraderie reinforced through the shared absurdity of the moment. Daniels, caught in the direct line of fire, could only groan and laugh, his protests muffled by the collective mirth of his squad.

“Thompson, you’re officially the king of the cave,” Jackson declared, slapping Thompson on the back, their earlier tensions dissolved in the unifying ridiculousness of their situation.

Bully from the 90s sharing his experiences …

-Estimating 7 sec per fart-on-command- 60/7= 8.6 farts on face per minute x [40 min -5x switch’s=39min + 35 sec] = 339.2 huge farts for 40min 169.6 farts from each bully “Significant portion of the afternoon”