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eddie being the theo whisperer because thatβs mini buck
and one day buck asks him HOW he got theo to listen, because he's been trying to make him sit down for hours and eddie did it in minutes eddie just smiles at him and says heβs been doing this for the past 9 years, and buck is just like "but chris is 16??" and gets even more confused when eddie just laughs at him
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i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year iβll find a man attractive. and she was like βso what am i if i only like girls, and iβve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?β i was like βyouβre a lesbian with a coke addiction?β and she was like βwoooooahβ. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if youβre out there, i hope youβre going places. well, not far, since youβre electronically tagged. but spiritually.
This has definitely been done before but I just love the idea of Eridians mistaking Grace's glasses for a tiara or smth
Grace is happy to be in Erid, he's content in the biodome and he's extremely greatful that the Eridians build it for him
He gets to teach again, and he's just enjoying life as it is
Meanwhile the Eridians are freaking out because did Rocky just randomly bring alien royalty onto their planet? Did Rocky kidnap that guy!? Is the biodome in his liking? Surely he's used to more lavish life on his planet right?
Oh he's teaching their kids about his planet? Alright that's nice, maybe that will keep him content
I bet Grace's ejection from earth would become like an Eridian horror story. They forced him to sleep. They held him down and made him go to sleep so he would stop fighting. They kept him vulnerable and put him into a dangerous situation with other sleeping, vulnerable humans with no one to watch over them.
And 2 of them DIED! While they were asleep with no one to watch over them!!
Like they probably already thought Rocky's journey was the stuff of nightmares (alone for decades with no one to watch him sleep) but Grace's story would probably be so terrifying to them. Coupled by the relative ease with which he talks of it. He accidentally mentions it to his class and gets several concerned and angry messages from Eridian parents about him telling horror stories to their children instead of teaching Human Science lol
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Today I free-style rapped in drama here's what I said:
Hey hey hey hey
I'm abolishing homework, I'm abolishing school
I hate all of you, and I hate gay people
And I'm also, abolishing classes
Shoving all the pencils up the teachers asses
I hate everyone, and I hate you
You're a loser, and a poo
As school prefect, I'm the best
I hate gay people and I'm the best
I'm slowly forgetting your face...
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people who are gay: yeah iβm gay
people who are straight: yeah iβm straight
people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary
see it was fucked up to learn that walls in video games are just rectangles that push you back but what's crazy is that it works like that in real life too
ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet
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ok so i started reading project hail mary two days ago and finished it yesterday, then started reading the martian last night and js finished it. wow. i am EATING THIS SHIT UP BECAUSE IT IS SO GOOD.
imo i do like the martian better js cause like. there's hope. idk im a sucker for a happy ending and not a bittersweet ending like phm like an actual happy ending
ALSO MARK WATNEY DESERVES A PRIZE FOR FUNNIEST NARRATOR EVER OMGGGG he's like percy jackson but if they let percy cuss.
overall i wish to read more funny sci fi so drop some recs for me folks help me out
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
this girl keeps talking to me about fanfiction out loud. like in the middle of class. NOT HERE DUDE..
i fear i am that girl
across the universe
"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.
if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry
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my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit
"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now
