Random Stuff

imagine trying to explain the concept of a mime to someone who's never heard of a mime before

pirates except it's pronounced like pilates

The weather right now is giving flashback to elementary school summer when I decided to write my first book

TURN MY SHOWER TO DEFROST MODE

my personality is an As Seen On TV store

The fact that all this week scientists around the world have protested big companies ignoring the call to action against the climate crisis by chaining themselves to buildings and yet I haven't heard an ounce of media coverage is a modern atrocity and no one's talking about it.

I think I was a railroad track layer and a clown in a past life

Witches, pirates, ninjas, and cowboys have all existed and actually been real on this Earth and I feel like we as people don't realize and appreciate this enough.

My hobby is learning how to do mundane, slightly unethical things (e.g. picking locks, hot-wiring different cars, hacking into a computer, etc) but never actually using any of them to do anything, you know, Unlawful because that would be bad so instead I just keep them all to myself waiting for the right time to release my knowledge to the world as the Elusive Criminal prisoned by my own Morality & Ethics.

If you ever get that feeling that when you become a published writer, people won't be able to recognize your name because it's too ordinary and common, just remember: you know exactly who John fucking Green is. No one's name is born recognizable, you have to make it recognizable.

Do you ever do something so mundane, something that seems so simple and ordinary, but sort of realize like, "Hey, this is exactly what I wanted to be doing five years ago. She would've loved this."

there needs to be another word for "listen" that's more... intense. you know? like i "listen" to songs on the radio but i don't "listen" to my favorite songs??? in the way that "devour" is to "eat" there needs to be a word that is to "listen". Like yeah I "listen" to songs on the radio but I DEVOUR my playlist with my ears. you get me?

If Jack Black doesn't play Dionysus in the live action Percy Jackson series the viewer rates will split in half (100%. real stats. backed by popular demand.)