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You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

I like to imagine that in any atla modern au, aang still, for some reason, finds a reason to beat ozai’s ass

:/

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

shawty's like a malady in my head

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

You can lie when you name things

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

actually i don't want to talk about my feelings i'd rather engage in hand to hand combat