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I WILL DIE IN SPITE OF GOD! I may have failed numerous times but I will find a stupid way to win.

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Made a new record for myself today....cried four times in 46 minutes. I wonder if I can beat that tomorrow!

A good two thirds of my brain cells wants to eat chapstick.

People: What are you thinking about?

Me: Um...Nothing..?!?!?

Brain:*tired accordion music plays while a drunk gay pirate dances on tables in a bar, a mermaid is playing poker and winning, there is a fairy making a drug deal, a unicorn singing while stabbing someone, a princess is plotting a murder, the bartender is banging his head on his counter, while a merchant is drinking beer straight from the barrel behind the counter, the knight is posing with his sword while dramatically lying down on the piano, and an assassin is showing off her cats to the executioner.

Me: Yep...completely nothing.

#deargodhelpme #pmseymourpleasereadthis

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From a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you’ll look in a month. One day, your reflection is gone.

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And that day I knew, I’d finally became a vampire and can reek chaos amoung the earth and kill all those motherfuckers once and for all.

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