shadow...it's me...THE DEVIL!

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

hi im using my main again because it turns out relying solely on a sideblog to do everything is really fucking annoying and not to get too vague and mysterious but i kinda got over the reason i did this in the first place so im back

they need to come out with more pet names

im not even kidding if you don't like to be called "babe" or "baby" or any variation of that you're cooked. it's kinda homophobia if you think about it

Girllll 🙄🙄 just call them sweet cheeks! They sometimes even run and act like they want you to chase them!! Works like a charm

black mackerel tabby

they need to come out with more pet names

im not even kidding if you don't like to be called "babe" or "baby" or any variation of that you're cooked. it's kinda homophobia if you think about it