duckalonious

peter thiel and clavicular

as a diagnosed pussy empath, I'm constantly at risk of developing psychogenic thrush whenever I glimpse a vacuum-sealed vulva through a tight pair of leggings. this is excruciating, debilitating, humiliating, and titillating, and it happens almost daily at my loss prevention job at Athleta, where I am routinely exposed to unvaccinated and elasticated yoga THOTs with no regard for evidence-based medicine and no concern for pubic health. please show some consideration for the vaginally vulnerable among us, and #PickThatCamelToe before i come to very real harm.

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

the honda cervix…

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went to Me island and I was there yesss

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

I think the fanfic term you’re looking for here is “cinnamon roll.” Have fun and be safe!

What on fucking earth are you talking about. Don’t say dork shit on my posts.

everyday I spark up the blunt of gratitude and take a biiiiiiiig inhale

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

basically if you give me two swords im going to do a sick attack where i slash them together and it forms an X shape. aaand thats my resume done

Ohhhhhhhh shiitttddddttt you're catholic and anorexic??? and you're white??? and You have an interest in literature??? heh.... You're one crazy chica... I can tell.... you're not like the rest.....