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@duchessmagista
So… this is the thing these younger peasants are using now? I first thought it stupid, but now that I’ve seen all the wonderful shiny things here I enjoy it!
Ask me what you want here my dear citizens. And I may listen if I please too.
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Get doxxed
jokes on you! Everyone knows where their gorgeous Duchess lives!
I have never heard of you in my entire life.
I’m taking ur land pookie boo!!💕❤️😘
Show up on my land; and my claws will show you no mercy. The currents themselves boil under the force of my blows, and the forces of nature shatter in my grasp. Heed this warning, dungeoness crab, because I shall eat your armies for breakfast.
no thanks!
Get doxxed
jokes on you! Everyone knows where their gorgeous Duchess lives!
I have never heard of you in my entire life.
I’m taking ur land pookie boo!!💕❤️😘
Hello my dearest Duchess. You may not know me, but I'm actually the person who gave you a voice! Fills my heart to see you thriving and putting these little peasants in their place. Keep those taxes high, my darling! xxx
I do not understand half of what you have said! Nor do I believe it, but I quite enjoy your attitude
Get doxxed
jokes on you! Everyone knows where their gorgeous Duchess lives!
I have never heard of you in my entire life.
DO NOT VISIT SLACKTIDE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
WELL I GUESS I DIDNT VISIT IT I WAS BORN THERE.
DONT BE BORN IN SLACKTIDE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
this is harassment.
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Get doxxed
jokes on you! Everyone knows where their gorgeous Duchess lives!
I have never heard of you in my entire life.
DO NOT VISIT SLACKTIDE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
WELL I GUESS I DIDNT VISIT IT I WAS BORN THERE.
DONT BE BORN IN SLACKTIDE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
How did you get your Guards? Did Roland provide them for you at first or did you recruit from the surrounding Sands?
I found them when they were wee eggs and baby’s! Well…. Perhaps not all of them, but I raised citan, and nephro from eggs, and trained them myself. I know! So impressive!
some of them are recruits though.. I trust them less but as long as they do their job I don’t mind.
how do you feel about kril?
Well, he's better than everyone else in New Carcinia, I'll tell you that. Quite the fighter, and doesn't even care for microplastics, so I don't gotta worry about any rivalry in the economy. Not real smart though. Trespassed on private property for a shell that didn't even come CLOSE to costing a fortune.
What do you think about Kril? :3
the little fella is a pitiful broke hermit who needs a fine and dandy taste of the real world. But he is adorable I will give the hermit that. As long as he gets me my treasures, all will be well, and I will like him.
Get doxxed
jokes on you! Everyone knows where their gorgeous Duchess lives!
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Duchess, what do you think of the adorably harmless hermit crab named Kril?
I like the little charmer! He said he liked my duchy! And is going to retrieve shiny things for me! He’s one of the better hermits I’ve met that beg for their shells back!
you lack swag
NO!! I HAVE THE BEST SWAG OF THE SEVEN SEAS!!
how did you build a sandcastle underwater
i have not a clue I just… encouraged threatened others to do it for me!✨
I AM CHITAN.
CHITAN GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SLACKTIDE RIGHT NOW!
I HUMBLY AND IMPOLITELY DECLINE YOUR OFFER. SHUCK OFF.
IM ON MY WAY.
Want me to send Inkerton to help out?
Yes please! 💖💕✨🥰
Alright, he's on his way.
DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE BARGE INCIDENT? THAT SQUID HAS, AS PEOPLE WOULD SAY, A "SKILL ISSUE."
You best hope he doesn't see your reply. He WILL hunt you down until the end of your days.
DONT MAKE ME REVIVE NEPHRO FROM THE GRAVE YOU UNGRATEFUL LOBSTER!
BOTH OF YOU LOST TO THAT HERMIT! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME! I LAUGH AT YOUR FEEBLE THREATS. HA.
JUST BECAUSE I LOST TO A HERMIT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE ANY BETTER THEN THE PEASANT!
Yeah. Bet YOU would lose to him too, bottomfeeder.
YOU TOO LOST TO THE VAGABOND, AND ARE NOT FREE FROM YOUR ACQUIRED "KRIL ISSUE."
WELL I WAS COUGHING UP GUNK, AND OUT OF MY MIND! I HAD A DISADVANTAGE!
Yeah, she would have wiped the floor with him if she didn't get infected.
HOLD THIS. IT IS A “FAT L.” THE L STANDING FOR LOSER, BEING WHAT YOU ARE.
I’m about to take hostages.
I AM CHITAN.
CHITAN GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SLACKTIDE RIGHT NOW!
I HUMBLY AND IMPOLITELY DECLINE YOUR OFFER. SHUCK OFF.
IM ON MY WAY.
Want me to send Inkerton to help out?
Yes please! 💖💕✨🥰
Alright, he's on his way.
DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE BARGE INCIDENT? THAT SQUID HAS, AS PEOPLE WOULD SAY, A "SKILL ISSUE."
You best hope he doesn't see your reply. He WILL hunt you down until the end of your days.
DONT MAKE ME REVIVE NEPHRO FROM THE GRAVE YOU UNGRATEFUL LOBSTER!
BOTH OF YOU LOST TO THAT HERMIT! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME! I LAUGH AT YOUR FEEBLE THREATS. HA.
JUST BECAUSE I LOST TO A HERMIT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE ANY BETTER THEN THE PEASANT!
Yeah. Bet YOU would lose to him too, bottomfeeder.
YOU TOO LOST TO THE VAGABOND, AND ARE NOT FREE FROM YOUR ACQUIRED "KRIL ISSUE."
WELL I WAS COUGHING UP GUNK, AND OUT OF MY MIND! I HAD A DISADVANTAGE!
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I AM CHITAN.
CHITAN GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SLACKTIDE RIGHT NOW!
I HUMBLY AND IMPOLITELY DECLINE YOUR OFFER. SHUCK OFF.
IM ON MY WAY.
Want me to send Inkerton to help out?
Yes please! 💖💕✨🥰
Alright, he's on his way.
DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE BARGE INCIDENT? THAT SQUID HAS, AS PEOPLE WOULD SAY, A "SKILL ISSUE."
You best hope he doesn't see your reply. He WILL hunt you down until the end of your days.
DONT MAKE ME REVIVE NEPHRO FROM THE GRAVE YOU UNGRATEFUL LOBSTER!
BOTH OF YOU LOST TO THAT HERMIT! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME! I LAUGH AT YOUR FEEBLE THREATS. HA.
JUST BECAUSE I LOST TO A HERMIT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE ANY BETTER THEN THE PEASANT!
I AM CHITAN.
CHITAN GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SLACKTIDE RIGHT NOW!
I HUMBLY AND IMPOLITELY DECLINE YOUR OFFER. SHUCK OFF.
IM ON MY WAY.
Want me to send Inkerton to help out?
Yes please! 💖💕✨🥰
Alright, he's on his way.
DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE BARGE INCIDENT? THAT SQUID HAS, AS PEOPLE WOULD SAY, A "SKILL ISSUE."
You best hope he doesn't see your reply. He WILL hunt you down until the end of your days.
DONT MAKE ME REVIVE NEPHRO FROM THE GRAVE YOU UNGRATEFUL LOBSTER!
