Bit of a goofy gal, bit of a crass lass

I’m just pondering…what about us petite peeps with the small titties?

I keep having this idea for a reader x Primarch fanfic that’s multi-part and is sort of like a dating sim and a choose-your-own-adventure book rolled into one. After the prologue chapter, you can pick which Primarch you want to romance, all with corresponding storylines, chapters and endings.

(I’ve seen this done really well before on AO3, I just wish I had an example. I hope I explained it well enough.)

Anyway, my primary idea for it is that some time travel shenanigans happen and reader-chan from our time gets flung into the 40k future. I’m thinking all our boys are in a meeting with Big Daddy E when the time portal opens up, just so there’s a reason for her to meet all of the Primarchs in one place. Idk, I just think it would be really fun and interesting to see someone from our time try to learn and reconcile what the 40k future is like, unclouded by the dogmatic beliefs of the Imperium of Man, and be able to see past the demigod image into the heart of the man her chosen Primarch really is.

I have this scene I can’t get out of my head where reader-chan is looking out across Terra and is in shock at how decrepit and desiccated it all is. How the once green planet with its oceans was changed by man’s hubris. Then it finally sinks in that everything and everyone she’s ever known is dead and gone, like they never existed at all, buried under layers of sediment and steel. She’s basically the only one of her kind left, and she’s all alone, the only one who remembers that the sky was once blue. Overtaken by grief and stress, she just weeps in agony until said Primarch comes over, possibly not quite understanding why she’s so distressed, but wanting to make it better.