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Batman Beyond S01E13 “Ascension”

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wordfather

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

lychgate

i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

wordfather

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

spillsnchills

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

caffeinewitchcraft

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

kvothbloodless

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

ferrari-to-burnout-pipeline

WHY IS THIS SOUND EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

@f1omg on tiktok

#dont look suspicious #they look like they just got caught climbing out of the broomcloset together

pierreshairtransplant

No lie I enjoyed spa 2021 more

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ejacutastic

Ravioli Of Lying To God

theclockworkjudas

God: What are you eating?

Cistercian Monk: *chews faster*

its-always-silly-season

my (35M) colleague (40M) has been bitching for 20 years straight about being treated unfairly so I finally got sick of it and walked out of a mandatory meeting while he was talking and got a $25k fine, AITA?

its-always-silly-season

update: thanks for the replies everyone, I decided to just retire instead of putting up with this shit anymore

wdclando

update: that man just stole your job

grussell63

someone said Seb won‘t be there for donuts when Lewis retires —

grussell63

Seb won‘t be the first person to congratulate Lewis on his 8th title —

wdc1ando

seb wont be there to congratulate mick on his first win

grussell63

THAT TOO FUCKING FAR HAMMY!!!! TOO FAAARRR!!!!!!!!

delphinidin4

a-game-is-the-foot

crystal-leopards

these are still the most hilarious

alexalblondo

The Office but it's real life (x)

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heartsoftruth

screnwriter-deactivated20220724

''there's only one bed.''

''i'll bandage you up.''

''who did this to you?''

''i didn't know where else to go.''

''can you be my date to the wedding?''

''you're my best friend. i've always loved you.''

''shut up.'' ''make me.''

''i would never fall for you.''

''then why did you do it?'' ''BECAUSE I LOVE YOU''

''oh. oh.''

fucking-jester-deactivated20240

Me: I hate clichés

Also me:

screnwriter-deactivated20220724

There’s clichés and then there’s clichés

shelsgovroomvroom

MOTOGP: A GUIDE TO THE MOST UNHINGED MOTORSPORT

I have seen a lot of F1 fans mention how they want to get into MotoGP, but they just aren’t sure where to start. So, I spent 2 full days writing up a guide with everything you will need!

For the next two weeks, there won’t be any F1 races, but there will be a MotoGP double header. So if you think some of the things here are cool, maybe check it out :))

ducatiuniverse

This is the best thing I read IN YEARS!!

#MotoGP

oscar-piastri

motorsport incorrect quotes: 73/?

just-shower-thoughts

You’re not useless. You can be used as a bad example.

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everythingbutlarry-deactivated2

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

tsarcasm-deactivated20180922

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

airframeextender

this is the best post on this website

not-another-side-blog

„This is a serious sport“ I say as I watch Daniel and Lando serving 90s crop top fashion, Seb wearing boxers over his racing suit and Lewis doing press while wearing every piece of jewellery he brought to Miami just to piss off the fia.

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