You Belong!

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

one thing i really like about the wario land games being about wario as this invincible being who constantly gets cartoonishly tfed is that it makes him feel a bit like someone's fetish oc. like i don't know how to explain it exactly but he has all this shit happen to him

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

So cute, I love it!