If you heard something that sounded like an explosion, do not worry. It was just Mizuki letting you know that he is, in fact, alive. By sneezing.

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If you heard something that sounded like an explosion, do not worry. It was just Mizuki letting you know that he is, in fact, alive. By sneezing.

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She doesn’t even know what the frickle frackle dickle dackle is going on but hey, at least she gets to see some things here and there.
Mizuki doesn't want to watch, but he's gonna sit next to Rock anyway. Snuggle snuggle, open up. He wants to lay on your lap, maybe have a nap. Also, give him food.
rib sucks
What the fuck did you just fucking say about rib, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Midorijima armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about rib over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across HPA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Midorijima Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#hey kid… give me ur keys. i wanna steal rock’s pringles
┈「 ❦ 」┈ ► “Stealing is wrong.”
He will give you five Pringle. ❝Dude! She stole my food first. It's only fair that I get some back!❞
Geranium, Jasmine
Geranium: What’s one mistake your character remembers making?
Mizuki would say that this one mistake lead on to another and another and it was... trusting those not twin asshats. Or maybe... He would say that his mistake was him not being strong enough at the time of his kidnapping thingy. Or ever.
Jasmine: What’s one thing your character wants?
Black Rock Shooter, to personally apologise to Tae, rhyme to disappear... ❝Some smokes.❞ You have cigarettes, fucker.
Flower And Tree Language Prompts:
Acorn: What would your character do if they lived forever? Azalea: Who does your character wish would take better care of themselves? Bay leaf: What gives your character strength? Briony: What’s one time your character has helped a friend? Cattail: Is your character at peace with themself? Why or why not? Cyclamen: Who is someone your character has had to say good-bye to? Daffodil: Has your character ever had unrequited love for someone? Have they ever loved someone but held it in for any reason? Daisy: Four things that make your character happy. Edelweiss: Describe a time your character has had to be brave. Eglantine: Has your character ever had a wound or pain that didn’t heal? Fern: Does your character have any magical abilities? Foxglove: Has your character ever lied about something? Geranium: What’s one mistake your character remembers making? Gladiolus: What’s one time your character has stuck to their morals and convictions? Honeysuckle: Who does your character love like family? Heather: Who is someone your character wants to protect? Ivy: Has your character ever thought about getting married? Would they like it? Iris: If your character could send one person a message, who and what would it be? Jonquil: Has your character ever confessed their love for someone? How did it go? Jasmine: What’s one thing your character wants? Kennedia: One thing your character admires in someone. Kalanchoe: Is your character well-liked by their friends? Laurel: If your character could be remembered for one thing, what would it be? Love-lies-bleeding: Has your character ever done something even though they didn’t want to? Marigold: Describe a time or reason your character felt jealousy. Moonflower: What’s one dream your character has had? Nightshade: What is a painful truth your character has had to face? Nettle: What’s one person your character hates/dislikes and why? Oak leaves: Describe a victory your character is proud of. Oleander: What’s one thing your character should beware of? Pine: What is something your character wishes they could move on from? Poppy: What is something your character wants to forget? Queen Anne’s Lace: If your character could pretend one thing, what would it be? Quince: One temptation your character has had. Rosemary: What is something your character will always remember? Pink Roses: Who is someone your character has wanted to make happy? Red Roses: Who is someone your character has truly loved? White/Red Rose: Who is someone your character has found themselves cooperating with when they didn’t expect it? Sage: What is one thing they have learnt? Snowdrop: Describe a time they felt hope. Tulip: Has your character ever been in romantic love with someone? Are they still? Thistle: What’s one time your character has been angry and harsh with someone? Utricularia: Five things your character likes. Umbrella sage: Where does your character consider home? Purple Violet: Are there any topics your character dodges? White Violet: When’s the last time your character told the truth about something? Wallflower: What’s one time your character has endured underdifficult circumstances? Water-lily: What’s one quote from your character? Xeranthum: If your character died right now but could have one wish for the world come true, what would it be? Xanthoriza: What’s something your character has run away from? Yew: What makes your character sad? Yarrow: What would your character go to war over? Zinnia: Does your character ever miss their friends? Pink Zinnia: Who will your character always be friends with?
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❝Heh, Titty Typhoon sounds like a weird name for 'motorboating'. Aye girl, how about some... titty thphoon?❞
Rain? Hooray. Now Black Rock Shooter’s dream will come true.
Ignore the girl sitting in the rain, please. This is all a necessary step for her to become a water monster.
Well, that's too bad. Knight Mizuki is here to slay the water monster by dragging her off to his room.
❝Stupid... You could get a cold.❞ Oh no, it's like every K-drama ever.

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[all] quirks my muse habitually has.
Writers, bold all of your character’s regular truths.
1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. 4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism. 9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence. 10. Swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit. 16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18.Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence. 20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune. 29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively. 36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly. 38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45: Sceptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations. 46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.
# 5
5: How my muse would react to being punched.
This is super easy. Mizuki would punch them ten times harder. As the leader of the largest Ribsteez team, he needs to set an example of what street fighting really is.
Street fighting does not mean kidnapping your best friend's grandma and threatening to kill her, though.
7 + 17
7: How my muse relieved stress.
masturbation. MIZUKI IS REALLY LAME. BACK HOME, HE WOULD DRINK AND DRAW DICKS OR ACTUAL TATTOO DESIGNS DEPENDING ON HOW PISSED HE IS. AND HE CRIED. OH BOY DID HE CRY. BECAUSE HE DID HIS BEST. But here on the island, he just tries to go to sleep or eats pringles.
17: My muse's idea of a perfect date.
Boss-chan isn't real big on fancy things. He really likes his not dates with Rock, just sitting next to her, eating food and talk shit. But, for real dates with other people, he'll probs do the exact same thing tbh. But less talking shit and more hugs and kisses.
Send me a number for a headcanon!
1:What my muse is like when they're happy.
2:What my muse is like when they're angry.
3:What my muse is like when they're sad.
4:What kind of drunk my muse is.
5:How my muse would react to being punched.
6:How my muse would act if they're in love.
7:How my muse relieved stress.
8:If my muse would be a Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.
9:What my muse does when they're alone.
10:What my muse does when they're jealous.
11:How my muse reacts to hate.
12:If my muse has any guilty pleasures.
13:What my muse thinks of (another character).
14:My muse's favorite song and why.
15:If my muse has any tattoos and what they mean.
16:If my muse has any scars and what they mean.
17:My muse's idea of a perfect date.
18:My muse's most memorable past love.
19:My muse's favorite childhood memory.
20:My muse's top three visited websites.
Oh no. Rock is all dressed up. Must of predicted the not date. It’s the only logical reason that she hasn't eaten the pringles yet. Yes.
Standing outside the nicely voiced losers room, she… Well, Knocked, like he said to. It was certainly a strange experience. She had never knocked before. It didn’t matter though, because as soon as she did, the door was flung open and the bae had entered enemy territory.
「Less than three.」
❝Hey. No smart ass text talk here, please.❞
Did you mean: 'hey I really adore you and I think we should turn this not date into a hot date'? Yes, he did. But he'll have to settle with a hot not date. Because not only do the have pringles, but two packets of chicken flavoured ritz in a biskit. Amazing.
The red head let out a short laugh, waving one of the boxes in and out of her reach and make a shuffle to the open door. ❝Do you ever close doors? Do your roommates come back at the end of the day and have to deal with all the bugs you let in? I bet they hate you.❞ And, slam. Oops, he probably didn't mean to do that. Oh well.
Mizuki grabbed his not girlfriend by her jacket, pulling her in for a lazy hug with the added attempt of him trying to open the ritz box. ❝I bet you wish for me to be your roommate. Because you think that I'll bring pringles for you everyday. But, they would be mine. All mine. Because I don't like you.❞ Mizuki, the biggest lair.
❞PS: next time you steal my pringles, I'll pull your hair.❞

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Hey Mizuki, how are ya feeling? If you're in pain, may I suggest taking some *sunglasses* Morphine?
❝Do you ever just think
'I should really stop while I'm ahead'?
No? Didn't think so.❞
To || angry peach man From || insert something here {message}
really
omg. ill be over in like
2 seconds
TO --- JUST HURRY UP FROM --- I'M NOT WAITING FOREVER [[MESSAGE]]
knock
but
i'll have the door unlocked
He will wait forever for you, Rock. How soppy.