Water can be dangerous.

ι ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ яυη αηумσяє єιtнєя,ι'м ѕtαуιηg ωιtн уσυ.

"There's a NEW Jersey?"

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"I ain't calling you a truther!"

"I don't care. I like it on my face."

"Pip pip da doodly do!"

"Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"

"That is not my job."

"I have dreams. And sometimes, in those dreams, things happen to you."

"Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!"

"Hang on, I'm doing something really important!"

"I love this album more than I love myself."

"Whoa, just take it easy, man."

"So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."

"You should date whoever you want to date."

"So I don't like her, big deal."

"If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff."

"I don't like half the girls I date."

"Nice going, you ran over your sister!"

"I hope you go bald!"

"I hope they cancel Oprah!"

"I'm really glad someone invented pizza."

"Well, sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"

"Whoa, that cat IS fancy."

"Don't you have a rib to nibble?"

"You sicken me."

"You're the worst!"

"Look, I was wrong, okay?"

for blxxdywxngsandfxathers is here

and spookykingray is here

and justxkeepxrunning is here

JUSTXKEEPXRUNNING SAID: U R MAKING A BLOG FOR RAKU OMG I CAN’T EVEN! XD

The Neko pauses seeing the other,turning her breasts bounce and defy gravity in ways we don’t speak of. Smiling, she greets Hitoshi-San as if he were her best friend. 

‘ Hello Hitoshi-San! I have missed you, as you are my love interest in this shitty fanime. ’