Beyond the Gates of Minas Morgul

My roommate is a total pussy and can’t handle black metal. That’s his problem cause I’m not turning the song down till it’s over.

Ok so after a few months of not being on this site and coming back all I can say is: 1. GET OFF THIS SITE 2. GO LIVE LIFE 3. WHOEVER YOU’RE DESPERATE FOR ISN’T WORTH IT 4. GO FUCK SHIT UP AND STOP RELYING ON THIS SITE 5. GO ACCOMPLISH THINGS 6. YOUR EMOTIONAL PITY  IS OBJECTIVELY PATHETIC 7. GO DO THINGS

I've decided I've given up on dating women. No it's not worth it, no I don't care if I'll change my mind in the future. No I'm not gay, yes I wish I was. Yes my life is always better when I'm not dating a woman, yes I'd be willing to reconsider if I meet someone who isn't deceptive, or a pain in the ass. Women just ain't loyal, and too many expect you to put in ALL the legwork of the relationship and then leave when they get bored. Even friendships with women lately have become a pain in the ass. Bye all Felicias!

EIGHT MILES DEEP THE WELL FORGOTTEN BY MORTALS OH, I DRANK IT EMPTY IN ONE SINGLE SIP EIGHT MILES WIDE THE VALLEY BEYOND ALL HOPE OH, I FILLED THE WHOLE WITH ONE SINGLE FIST FIVE MILLION CHRISTIANS ON A RIDE TOWARDS US OH, I SLAUGHTERED THE BUNCH WITH ONE SINGLE HIT WITH MY SPEAR FIVE MILLION WOMEN SO ALONE IN THE NIGHT OH, I HAD THEM ALL SATISFIED PROFUSELY EVERY NIGHT BY MYSELF TEN THOUSAND TROLLS HARD AS ROCK COLD AS ICE OH, THEY RAN WHEN I ROSE TO FACE THEM TEN HUNGRY WAVES THEY SWALLOWED MY SHIP OH, I STEADILY WALKED HOME AND I ONLY GOT WET ON MY FEET NO SINGLE BOOK WERE BEHELDEN BY ME OH, NO QUESTION I CANNOT DO ANSWER ONLY ONE SINGLE LAMP DO SHOW ME THIS WAY AND THAT IS THE EYE OF SATAN -Quintessence, Darkthrone