She let me hit cause I overfeed her and tell her she's gonna get 💞fat💞 if she keeps eating like that.

Gf coming home drunk and forcing me to down shots to catch up to her

I'd love going on a fun date where you keep giving me more and more drinks untill i'm so drunk we have to go to your place.. then we end up fucking untill i pass out

I want a girl to chat with, I wish she’s drinking until she’s so wasted she makes a Video and Slurry speech to me while she’s burping, hic-ups and finally puke on cam. Maybe she farts, piss her pants or the dream poop her pants. I can handle all of this and then make you even more intoxicated ;)

being slopp y drunk adn noot really beong able to ooen your eyes. (i am intentionallu not fizing thr typos im just saying this so you know i could)