ResidentSleeper

“Medusa: 👁 👅 👁 “ is the funniest thing in the world to me omg

this shit sucks i wish i was having gay sex

The way she wasn’t wrong not even remotely

Democrats really picked that old senile bitch Biden over her… You could’ve had a cool psychic milf president but you always pick old guys. Gay country.

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

my favorite little fruit <3

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

BASIL

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

WHATS PARSELY

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

Just pull shit off a tree and throw it in the pot it's all leef!

Future archaeologists will assume that civilization's downfall was inevitable

kurt cobain is corrupted with a dark disease and despite all of his efforts cannot protect us

*coughs into a cup to turn my cough into a beam attack*