Tubad

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

me going through your blog and liking all the posts you’ve made is the equivalent of me coming to your house and opening up all of your cupboards without saying anything to you

if you forbid your partner from seeing ppl they’ve known for years who have had plenty of opportunity to date them cause you’re worried they’re gonna cheat on you… honey you got some Work™ and Healing™ to do before you can seriously date someone…

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried