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Sadly, suffering is a super power for Nigerians.

Fuck nudes, send me voice notes of you talking about your day

How bout send both? 🤷🏿‍♀️

Yes ooo, why have one when you can have both 😊😊

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” -Robin Williams

As a child in education you have to show how you derived the answer to a problem, as an adult in work no one gives a shit as long as it’s the right answer.

I can't believe October is almost Octover

People will tip a server 20% for carrying their food one hundred feet but struggle to give the pizza delivery person 5 bucks for carrying their order 3 miles through flash flooding and a thunder storm.