roman

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

i wish boygenius were still together so lucy could marry people stage right phoebe could divorce people stage left and julien could do sick riffs in the audience aisle

girl that outfit is ahistorical as fuck. when future historians discuss the style of the mid-2020s what you are wearing will not even be in the conversation.