I don’t trust atoms,

They make up everything

Can’t trust ladders,

They’re always up to something

Propeller hats?

They always turn on you

And soap?

It’s always catching you with your hands dirty

Also clothes?

They are always covering up stuff

Can’t have a civil argument with an elevator

Always trying to take things to the next level.

I try not to hang around flies too much either

They are always getting into shit

And I won’t make the mistake of befriending a magnet ever again

They are just too bipolar

And I just don’t really like dominoes too much either

Total pushovers

I like my current teeth alright

Though I had a bit of a falling out with my old ones

And though I don’t have much experience with them

I’ve heard bras tend to stab you in the back

Plus, storybooks?

They always have some sort of plot

Also introductions?

They are always trying to start something

And windows don’t fool me!

I can see right through them

Stairs?

They’ll always let you down

I don’t feel safe around roads

Specially considering how many I’ve crossed in the past

Blindfolds don’t make good friends either, I’d know

They always keep you in the dark

I used to use sweaters

But then I started to catch heat because of them.

And air conditioning units?

Just being in a room with them brings a chill down my spine

Also it’s hard to have a friendship with a locked door

It never seems to open up to you

And whilst I understand it’s purpose

Gravity just always brings me down

And finally here is my honest opinion on remote controls,