a houseplant with a god complex and elbows

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

pain is weakness entering the body

pain is something hurting the body

Pain is the body

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

there is something within me that i would like removed

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

sorry for being so submissive that it gives you the mindset of a feral predator desperate to fuck and hurt me but like.. someone’s gotta do it yknow

eyeliner my beloved

Isn’t it kind of fun how when your life sucks you just can’t talk about it with anyone

I’m serious though. When your life reaches a degree of suckage, you find yourself having to look elsewhere for anything at all to talk about. The things going on in your life are trauma dumping. Your past is probably also trauma dumping. So you have to get really weird about specific things or hope that others want to talk to you, because very quickly people are going to develop an aversion to you and the way your life sucks. Unless you just don’t talk about it

Being an insane sex pervert is fun until it hits that what turns me on is actually what turns me on and I am like fucked in the head for real

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts