CHRISTMAS STARTERS
“Where has all the eggnog gone?”
“Do you want to decorate a ginger bread house with me?”
“The older I get, the more I understand the Grinch.”
“I bought matching Christmas pajamas for us!”
“I have wrapped like 200 presents and I am still not done.”
“I think the cat just ate some tinsel off the tree.”
“This is our first Christmas together and I want it to be special.”
“We can add a special ornament to the collection each year. This year’s is for our future baby.”
“Can you help me put the star on top of the tree?”
“What do you want for Christmas?”
“Is this an ugly Christmas sweater kind of party, or do I have to wear pants?”
“Everyone is drunk on rum and unwrapping the wrong presents.”
“If I have to bake one more cookie, I am going to scream.”
“You have sprinkles in your hair.”
“Did you know that candy canes don’t actually taste as magical as they look?”
“Let’s go for a walk and look at Christmas lights!”
“What did you get [ insert name ] for Christmas? I have no idea!”
“Is your family coming over for Christmas?”
“Can you help me set the table? The guests will be here soon.”
“It’s snowing on Christmas!”
“Can we make hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie together?”
“Please hang up the stockings for the kids, so I can fill them.”
“Go ask mommy/daddy for a glass of milk for Santa.”
“You’re my best Christmas present this year.”
“I think the roast is burning in the oven and grandma is already drunk.”
“How about Christmas in a cabin in the mountains this year?”
“We should do a Secret Santa with the others!”
“TURN OFF THE RADIO, LAST CHRISTMAS IS PLAYING!”
“I’m Scrooge and I expect to be visited by a couple of ghosts tonight.”
“I’m glad we get to spend Christmas together this year.”
“No one should be alone on Christmas!”
