Hot Mess

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too