Me and @madukesofficial Sunday night @dillafest.
I haven't done one of these in a long time, and it's a couple of days late, but here we go...
So @myrnaladycastro decided to MAKE me come out of the house and go to DillaFest. I'm still not sure why it was being held in October, but @djskeez313 was gonna be there, @moodyman313, my dog @dezandresmohagani and the queen, @erykahbadu were gonna be on the wheels, so I was down. Holla'd at my man @coldcris ( who I hate with every fiber of my being ) and we were good to go. Myrna came to pick me up in all my crippleness, and we were off.
When we got to Russell Industrial, I got in my wheelchair and sat on the street while Myrna parked. I felt like Billy Ray Valentine begging for change. ( If you don't get that reference then you're definitely too youg to be following me. ) Anywho, Myrna came back and onward we went. After getting the obligatory pat down from the police ( I'm in a wheelchair, for God's sake ) I saw the homie Skeez, who gave me a hug while I talked about her Martian hair. She gave me and Myrna our VIP wristbands ( b/c I'm cool ) and in we went. The very first person I saw was @phatkat. I would have turned around right then, but I love PhatKat IRL, so I stayed. Kat was leaving b/c he had WORK in the morning. Can you believe that this MF has a job? I thought he just went to Europe when he needed some change. Naw,che does tours of Detroit to tourists. .That's so ill.
Before I knew it, somebody had snuck up behind me and put me in a full-Nelson.
Guess who? @cardi_emperor_35pairs aka Killa Ghanz himself, who had made me a honorary member of the Cardi Boys a few years earlier. After regaining use of my windpipe, and taking a few pictures , I asked where MaDukes was. and Ghanz said that he would take me to her. As we went inside, I put my hood on tight, like people wouldn't know that it was me. The crazy-ass,vugly, former lunatic in the wheelchair w/ the 'FUCK TRUMP: hoodie on. Yeah, real low key. Myrna pushes me through ( which was probably so fun for her ) and we followed Ghanz. Next person I see is The Tap Dance Kid, @rickwlms. My guy. Kicked it with him for a minute then continued on. Some folks tried to stop me, but Myrna pushed me past them. Rude. The good thing about being in a wheelchair,you can blame any rudeness on whoever's pushing you. @hiyelagurl, I'm looking at you. We get behind the stage, no™ MaDukes. TF. Well, I ain't going back out THERE. My anti-social ass was staying put. Here comes my guy, @junesflow. Yeah, I still call him Jah The 5'9". His mama named him Jah 5'9", I'm gonna call him Jah 5'9". Jah created the ill 'GOD IS FROM DETROIT' shirts and hoodies, so definitely hit him up to cop one. After he promised to get me a hoodie, somebody put me in a rear naked chokehold. Shit. Again? Yup, Dreads in my face! @mzkorona. I love Korona, especially when she wasn't choking TF out of me. She finally stopped and we talked about our mutual friend Audi, who has a terrible habit of going to jail for shooting people. I fucking love that guy. Next up is @rospit. I despise Ro, but at least he didn't try to kill me. We talked, he was To as Hell, and he left. Then @mskim313 pulled up on me with her friend Nika. It was a few hours from her birthday, so Kim wasn't drunk at all.
Not a bit. While all of this shit is going on, so is the show. Dez came to holla at me, and I couldn't hear shit b/c MoodyMan was on stage MoodyManning, but I'm sure that Dez was saying important stuff. Finally MaDukes appeared. This pic may look like she's kissing me on the cheek, but right before this photo was snapped, MaDukes had me in a UFC sanctioned headlock. She probably learned it from @kxngcrooked, who had tried to choke me out 10 years ago with MaDukes present. It's always a good time kicking it with MaDukes, then Jennifer made an appearance and reminded me that I was old AF. The show ended, I was gonna go holla @ Badu but I'd look like a Make A Wish kid getting in that line. I decided to leave and I was almost out, I almost made it, but Myrna left me parked and who do I see? @fatray1. Even worse, he saw me. At least he was with @tommyego so that made the encounter with Ray a little better. Not much, but a little. Myrna came back and we got TF on.
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