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having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

my writing gland is purple and swollen

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

Enemies to taco truckers, marinated and slow roasted, 500 words.

It's 3:36 am I'm at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it's an apple

I'm not going to make it

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors