Doctor Zoidberg (A Medical Corporation)

Johnny had a date last night! I ate the flower before I gave it to her, though.

Hooray! I can see again, but now my eyes shoot laser beams! I'm going to join the Professor in his big mansion, and teach sewer mutants how to be superheroes!

I'm the prettiest girl in the ocean!

Look at me, I'm Zoidbend! With organs and hair and skin.

I wanted to start a quartet, but no one would sing with me.

Hooray! I'm incredible!

I drove all around Chicago, and if it hadn't been a flying car before, it would have been that day.

Now who has an iron claw, world? Zoidberg, that's who!

They didn't.

When I got there, they told me to stand in a field and do my routine.

A funny man, this Billy West was. He reminds me of Hubert.

Finally, someone recognizes my beauty and grace.

I would say “eat my shorts,” but I already did.

Look at me, I'm a wonder boy, why not?

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At last, Zoidberg is a heartthrob! And this bass is perfect with my claw-thumb.