Somebody let me rant about Dorn and Pert.
I hate them and I love them and I have so many au’s for them
@primarchpenissucker 👀👀
I am HERE for it those siegepilled mfs live rent free in my head and I have way too much random bullshit ideas about them also 😭😭😭
LET ME HEAR U ( points mic in your direction )
(nsfw below)
I prefer top Dorn, and tsundere Perty, but like Dorn is gentle but still rough enough to push all the right buttons,
Also bratty Peebo anyone?
Like my guilty pleasure is fluff, like yes read a book and snuggle on the overstuffed couch kings you deserve it
Fluff, smut, and like really well written passion sex/fluff
Had an idea so good it gave me a boner #stroke of penius
Ok but like fic idea, strong fat Dorn and Perty modern day AU where they live in New York and try corner bakeries or small businesses selling food!!! Dorn is a savory dude and Perty has a big sweet tooth























