Mister Moo

My asks are open and I'd love suggestions/prompts (I need an excuse to avoid doing my uni work). I mainly write for Red Dead Redemption 2, but slowly getting into Dispatch. So feel free to ask for either.

I do have some house keeping about asks:

1. I do not want minors interacting with my 18+ content. If an ask or if the post mentions smut, it is 18+

2. ANTI-AI

3. Asking for AFAB reader is chill, but i am a gay dude so I don't really write fem!reader (she/her) work. So expect gender neutral or masc pronouns in my work.

4. I don't write piss/scat kinks, so please avoid that.

5. I'm not the best for hurt/comfort or angst, but I will write it occasionally.

6. There are plenty of characters I will not write about due to differences in morality (they're an asshole or they piss me off).

These characters include Dutch Van Der Linde, Micah Bell, Bill Williamson, Colm O'Driscoll, Leopold Strauss, most Grays & Braithwaites. For Dispatch it is currently just Invisigal. (Some characters may be added based on asks).

Other than that, I will write nearly everything. Fluff, smut, even some crack fics. Drabbles or headcanons are common from me, but may do longer fics in the future.

I'm gonna assume modern?

- Karen has so many reptiles. She's the kind of person to let her snakes rest in her hair and on her shoulders. Like I've said, she names them after other animals. Fish, Kitty, Goose. Except her little red boa named Armed Robbery, Rob for short.

- Mary-Beth owns small rodents. Rats, gerbils, hamsters. She takes excellent care of them, having huge enclosures with plenty of enrichment. She will definitely read to them. They also have cute flowery names. Rose, Violet, Orchid.

- Tilly would probably love a spaniel of some kind. Her and that dog are side eyeing people together and gossiping. I feel like Tilly's dog would be the sweetest thing too. Maybe named Elodie?

- Sadie has a mean barn cat that hisses and bites everyone but her. One moment the cat is chasing John, spitting at him. Next, the little kitty is trotting up to Sadie to sit on her lap. His name is Spade and he's a tuxedo cat.

- I don't know why, but Susan has a bird. Not a small bird either, something bigger. She has house trained her bird and also (accidentally) taught it to swear at people who come into her home with dirty shoes. The bird is named Oliver and has no nicknames (except Pretty Bird). Susan does not like nicknames.

- Molly is a cat person, but ends up getting a gentle giant dog and suddenly she isn't on the verge of a crisis. This dog is big, fluffy, and loves Molly with every ounce of its dumb heart. Molly will spend hours taking care of her dog's fur and the dog just loves its spa time. Maybe they're a Wesley or Winnie?

- Abigail has a rabbit and it's also an asshole. The rabbit will chase John and bite him for no reason. However, when it comes to Jack, the rabbit is so well behaved you'd think it was a stuffed animal. They're named Clover (called long-eared demon by John).

Please may I play dress up with the van der linde gang's men?

Handsome fella indeed.

- Arthur likes being fussed over, finding it amusing or heartwarming to have someone care about him enough to scold him or help him with something. Like, it's even shown in game when Grimshaw scolds him for being too dirty in camp. He's grinning and laughing before following through. So if you wanted to play dress up and pick out his clothes, he's amused and just letting you do your thing. There is also no point in walking back and forth between his clothes chest and him. That man is following you and looking over your shoulder to watch everything you pick out.

- Javier wants it to be mutual. He is very proud of his clothes/style and wouldn't mind you helping him pick outfits. Though, he wants to help you pick out clothes as well, making sure you look nice. Even picking clothes with colors that compliment you, but his clothes as well. He wants it to clear that you are with him and he is with you.

- Charles would enjoy just sitting still or standing, letting you hold up shirts to him to see which makes him look best. His eyes closed, nearly dozing while upright. Just because of how nice it is to be loved upon in such a sweet way. He might hum a few responses if you talk to him or even talk to yourself, but he's probably the quietest.

I mainly have cute ideas.

I know in my heart that Javier is a touchy person when it comes to those he loves. Even if the two of you are not officially together by any means, he is in your business anyways.

It doesn't even need to be sexual or romantic. When Javier cares for someone, his hands will land on their shoulder or back more frequently. Leaning in close to whisper jokes or teasing remarks. So it is unsurprising that he wants to make sure you are safe at your most vulnerable.

Hence why the two of you have your bedrolls right beside each other. If you don't mind, he will want to cuddle you every night. It's how he figures out you have nightmares in the first place.

It's one quiet night and he's half awake, drawing shapes on your skin when he hears you start muttering in your sleep. He just figures you're dreaming, not assuming it's anything negative. That is until you start twitching in your sleep, nearly slapping him in the process when he attempts to wake you.

After the two of you stare at each other with wide eyes, there is eventually a conversation about what happened and how things should be approached in the future.

In other words, anytime you start having a nightmare, Javier is basically squeezing you awake. Hiding his face against your neck or back in hopes of avoiding any confused arm thrashing. The hug doesn't hurt, it's just gentle pressure to keep you from moving too much and accidentally hurting yourself (or others).

He also hopes that it will help you feel comfortable in your dream, taking you to a nicer place than whatever is happening in your nightmare. Though, after the talk you two have, he won't bring up anything related to your nightmares unless you want to talk about it. Javier knows as well as anyone that being haunted in sleep with nightmares is enough, you don't need to be constantly bothered about them in waking too.

I love Charles Smith

Can you give me anything sfw or nsfw with my man

Listen, he's our man and I will definitely give you some headcanons.

- it's already basically canon that Charles' hair means a lot to him. So if you got in a relationship with him, by extension your hair would mean a lot to him. No matter the length or style or texture, he always wants to help you with it.

- Taima is kinda territorial of Charles at times and used to dislike you. (Saddening Charles) but thanks to many (many) treats Taima now respects him, Arthur, you, and occasionally your own horse.

- This man will just do random shit sometimes ranging between bringing you wildflowers and throwing a chair at someone you dislike. Because he is quiet, a lot of people assume he is calm, but he's not. He's no better than Arthur at times.

- Charles probably has some back issues. May be sleeping on the ground for so long or maybe just his huge honkers, but he has some bad back pain.

- in connection to that, he loves back massages. He falls asleep almost instantly or his brain turns to mush. Charles will not be all there. (He definitely also would love a happy ending massage too).

- best way to fluster this autistic man is lighting your cigarette with his own. That cute little trope where your faces are all too close but just far enough.

So my thoughts are that they would fall into 2 main categories.

Good at poker:

Arthur - He is using every single skill and luck he has in his body to win this game. Like his jaw is clenched and brows are furrowed in so much concentration he looks like he might explode. Even more so once clothes actually start to come off, there might be steam coming out his ears.

Javier - Technically falls under bad at poker, but it doesn't matter because he is cheating. His slide of hand pretty good since he works with knives so often and he knows all those fun little knife spins/tricks. So suddenly his hand always takes a turn for the better at the last moment. Then he's smirking at you while talking about what article of clothes he wants off you.

Charles - he is okay at poker, but it's not really his strong suit. Though he would never refuse a chance to see you undressed, so he's stone faced as he plays against you. The only sign that he is being affected is how his eyes look a little more hazy than before. Just looking at you gives his brain a nice little buzz.

Bad at poker:

Sean - He just wants to see titties. Men's or women's, it don't matter. Will he see them? Probably not, he will go all in with a pair of 2s in his hand. Though, he doesn't even have to lose for him to take an article of clothing off. Bro will be undressing at the end of each game anyway.

Definitely!

In gameplay, we already seen Arthur yearning a bunch. First it's for Mary Linton, then some (me) could argue that he does the same for Charles. But all that to say, we already kinda know how he would act.

That being, he's just a sap. He probably will just send puppy dog eyes your way constantly and not even notice. Doing little doodles in his journal and he might even write you a heartfelt letter. Will that letter ever make it into your hands? Probably not. Arthur struggles to show affection to those he cares about, so the letter and doodles will probably only be for him.

Javier is a little more straightforward than Arthur, but not much better. He can be a total flirt and outgoing, but that kinda melts away when it is with someone he actually deeply cares about. He can't bear to say the wrong things, so he probably will keep it to himself or say it in ways he knows you won't fully understand.

I'm gonna assume modern because I lack creativity and I'm struggling to picture 1899 Ayesha Erotica. Most of the gang wouldn't mind because again, all of them are outcasts in some shape or form.

- Abigail would love you. When she was doing sex work, her body/sexuality didn't feel like her own and to see someone take that back and look pretty while doing it, she might be crying.

- Charles literally could not care less. He just nods and is goes back to his life. You could walk in wearing a banana costume and all you would get would be a brief furrow of his brow.

- Sean is horny. His eyes are on your body nearly every possible second. He tries to be slick and flirtatious but he's an idiot. "Those clothes look really nice, but they'd be better on my floor, y'know what I mean?"

- Arthur on the other hand is trying his best. A lot of "you look nice today." He will be talking to you about something important and trying to keep his head, but his eyes keep drifting down your body before shame kicks in and he's looking away. Please, he's trying.

- Karen on the other hand is just straight up looking at your chest before asking, "You wanna go shopping together?" Her intent is to pick out clothes she finds hot on you. She is also 100% willing to help you in the dressing room. Please let her help you in the dressing room.

- That is just John's type. Especially if you are mean to him. His thoughts are not pure and he's not gonna even hide the fact he has been staring at your ass for the past hour.

what now?

Kill him, there can only be one.

On a genuine note, you two would just end up squabbling like idiots. Not even in a fun way, its just:

"Will you shut up?" - reader

"No." - John

"Oh my god, shut up." - reader.

"I just fucking said no, bitch." - John

"One day, one day I'm gonna fucking kill you then I'm gonna shit on your goddamn grave." - reader.

"Who you gonna fuck then, dumbass? No one else puts up with you." - John

"You did not just say that." - reader.

18+ Minors DNI.

Like I said last time, I love high honor Arthur. So that's one of the reasons I think he'd be really sweet when topping. Typically, he'll have you all propped up on some pillows, comfortable and relaxed. Massaging your waist and thighs, murmuring on and on about how pretty you are. Only after your limbs feel like jelly does his calloused rough hands slip between your legs, massing you open there too. He really loves to press his face into your neck in nearly every position. Arthur does love to watch your expressions, but the overwhelming smell of you and the feeling of your skin against his cheek brings him up to a high that is hard to get down from. This high is furthered when Charles is around.

Arthur could be balls deep and holding you, but as soon as Charles walks into the room he just sits up (bringing you along too because he wouldn't wanna pull out). Mild embarrassment on his cheeks, but Arthur absolutely melts when Charles comes to check on the two of you. You are just trapped on Arthur's lap, feeling him twitch inside you but unable to do anything about it. All the while, Arthur is nuzzling into Charles' cheek or leaning into the other man's chest.

All the while Charles has a straight face. Not because he is unfazed or having any straight thoughts. No, he just does not know how to socially interact in this way, even though he cares deeply about you and Arthur. Though, Arthur's semi-pathetic attempts at closeness will eventually bring Charles back to earth. Charles probably wouldn't intervene too much into you and Arthur's intimacy that much outside of gentle touches and cuddling. Rubbing your thigh as Arthur starts moving again or kissing your cheek when you moan. Neither would be that interested in double penetration since neither of them are small men and they worry about hurting you, even if you say you could handle it.

So it's after Arthur finishes up does Charles even attempt to touch you more intimately. Arthur would definitely need a little bit before he could do much. His mind still hazy after his high, but eventually he would settle down and take on the role Charles had started off with. Mainly kisses, but he is the kind of man to hold your legs open so he could watch Charles fuck into you.

how would red dead men react to yelling me their full names?

no reasonnnn

Mhm, no reason.

Though, to answer your question, the guys would either panic or get annoyed. Probably both.

- Arthur could be relaxing, looking through his journal when he hears his full name, he's turning his head slowly with a concerned look on his face. The only people who say his full name in that tone are Grimshaw and sometimes Dutch. He kinda just sits there and waits to hear what he did. He's expecting someone to be bloody or dead. If someone is not bloody nor dead, and you are just doing it to bother him, he will have either two reactions. If he likes you, you will turn away immediately and stubbornly ignore you for a bit, all huffy. It is extremely adorable since he is a grown ass man pouting, even though it is for a good reason. If he does not like you, you are getting yelled at for acting insane and may have a pencil thrown at you.

- Charles is also doing the slow turn around. You'd catch him as he's handing Pearson a rabbit for food and now Charles is looking at you like you have finally lost your mind. You two might just have a standoff for a bit, just staring at each other like two idiots. But eventually when it's clear you are just bothering him and nothing is wrong, he does the biggest eyeroll possible. Then he is gone, disappeared, walked off somewhere no one will probably find him. Bro is like a magician.

- John is the one to be like "Jesus, woman/man/asshole, what the fuck?" He's on his feet and immediately bitching. This man is gonna bitch even if you have good reason to say his full name. "This action will have consequences" kinda decision. In fact, many years later, he will randomly bring it up to gripe about it.

Just two big guys that look all tough and then they turn to mush around each other and you. It's even funnier if you're the top in the relationship or at least the bossy one.

Minors, DNI.

It might just bc I'm gay and trans, but I kinda think everyone in rdr2 is gay or trans or both. But for specifics: - Arthur is bisexual. Complicated gender feelings because he's torn between the toxic masculinity he was raised in and the gentler "feminine" piece of himself he wants to accept. Probably cis, just with his "girly" hobbies. I think he wouldn't mind being put in drag though, but it might be a blue moon occurrence.

Sureee

- this is basically canon, but we all know Mary-Beth loves AO3 and Wattpad

- a headcanon would be that MOLLY loves AO3 and wattpad too

- as stated, Karen has some reptiles but she gives them animal, non reptilian names. Like Goose, Bunny, and Fish. Except one, which is named Armed Robbery, or Rob for short

- Sadie and Abigail are GAY and they are HAPPY. To Jack, Abigail is mama, Sadie is mom

- Tilly is the best at card or board games. To a point John refuses to play uno with her.