Don't Annoy Joe

the next "employer" to send me a rejection email is getting a response of my cock and balls. i regret to inform you that after careful consideration you have been cyber flashed, you unbearable cunt

taking this burd with an ed out to dinner because i'm skint

@how2leavet0wn just told me she was last in the queue to eat bonnie blue's ass

sometimes i genuinely believe everyone else is retarded except me and there's no talking me out of it. some people are just thick as fucking pig shit and need a slap because there's no getting through to them. it's gotten to a point where i'm disinterested in politics because i don't believe these people even deserve a government that has their best interests at heart. i'm absolutely fine with them being used as tax cattle if it means i can fuck off and live in a hamlet far away from the cunts.

on EVERYONE'S life i know you're all feeling me on that one

a would have shagged Elliot Rodger rotten if a had a cunt you burds done him so dirty man

also where the FUCK have the emo's all went? it's a fucking injustice that I was born too late to experience all that shit in highschool, same with "scene". I'd be an emo but I'm too stunningly ripped and muscular so I don't have the skinny legend look to go with it. Fuck this life