DREWCUZZI

Take his advice and apply it to your Monday. 🔥

You guys, come to Sidewinder for the @cosmicwestern anniversary party, word has it that Smatan is signing autographs!!! 👹 (at The Sidewinder)

#tbt when you bust a move on the dance floor at @seahorsecaptn wedding but bae is more impressed with your dental work! 🎉 (at The Vineyards at Chappel Lodge)

@itsptrique livin here as of now! (at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport)

It's 440AM and we're the only people in the airport... other than the cleaning crew 😴😴😴 (at Paris Aéroport - Orly (ORY))

One last stroll along the Seine... (at Tour Eiffel)

Things got weird last night... #paris #princecharming #princess (at Avenue des Champs-Élysées)

If I were Louis XIV I would've looked my realtor in the eye and said, "you really think I'm gonna mow this jardin?! Show me the next spot." #versailles (at Jardins du Château de Versailles)

The type of ice skating you can't introduce to your mom. #iceskating (at Le Grand Palais des Glaces)

When the ice skating in a palace needs a cherry on top! (at Le Grand Palais des Glaces)

Got it on #layaway (at L'Atelier Renault)

You come to Paris for the culture, the history, the food but you stay for the El Paso booty and the koutchi. (at Le Marais - Paris 3ème)

When bae be all, "take me to Quasimodo's crib!" (at Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris)

Bonne Annee from a foggy and cold Paris. It's absolutely perfect! #happynewyear (at Tour Eiffel)

When your thang gets all knotted and all you can do is stand there and ponder it. (at Musée du Louvre)

He hated it. 😐 #monalisa (at Musée du Louvre)

Christmas just got even hotter! 🦊🔥🦊🔥 (at Coquina Beach)