Andy Lives Here

Better to be safe 😂

Ugh I always fall for these.

Gotta be safe 😂

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

That last line :((((

The fact that she actually had a plausible reason for the muzzle makes this even better.

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on 

self care tip: if you’re depressed or feeling down and don’t feel like leaving bed, change the sheets on your bed to nice, fresh, clean ones that smell good, and then take a shower or a bath, dress in clean pajamas, and go ahead and get back into bed. the tiny bit of work for the day will make you feel like you accomplished something, and you’ll feel clean and refreshed which will put you in a better state of mind.